Look at this landwhale.
Look at this landwhale
William Rivera
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Camden Bell
Best OST in a video game level or best OST?
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Brandon Kelly
Top Tier OST, especially graveyard level and boat
Leo Sanders
Sex, with Payne.
Gavin Morales
You'd think that he'd be skinnier considering he said he only eats once every few days and only eats the shittiest ramen noodles he could find.
Oliver James
You DID get The Shadows Rushed Me, right Any Forums?
Ayden Smith
Alcohol is fattening user
Ayden Watson
He's constantly sloshed.
Jaxon Lewis
MP3 is not canon.
Carter Taylor
I liked how because Pain Killers were a health pick up in the games, they made it canon he was addicted to them
Angel Lewis
also he is in his late 40s in MP3 and has been dealing with severe alcoholism and depression for 8 years
Aaron Thompson
more like MP2 is not canon
why the fuck did Max get the hots for Mona? why push Mona so hard when she was clearly better as an episodic, mysterious character?
I'm replaying through the series and am at the part where max is kicked out of the police case and boy it's fucking dumb
the only thing that makes sense so far is alfred woden trying to erase max's existence
Jack Kelly
>why the fuck did Max get the hots for Mona?
She's a piece of ass. What are you, some kind of nancy boy?
Elijah Morales
>She's a piece of ass. What are you, some kind of nancy boy?
Charles Wilson
Alcohol and painkillers all day does THAT to you?
Elijah Baker
God, makes your wonder how long is his cock
Isaac Perry
max payne more like max gayne
how do I achieve this natty?
Connor Ortiz
>VLAD IS.......LE BAD!
Such a fucking pointless twist because they just had to have a final boss. People really need to go back and see all the cracks in MP2.
Kevin Sanchez
yeah that too
his shift in character is also stupid, which is why I say MP2 may as well not be canon
he went from your local arms dealer bro to "HE'S LE EVIL.... BECAUSE HE IS"
the game's not smooth about it either, from max getting pissed at vlad saying he wants to fuck mona and further down the line, you can clearly tell he was going to be a big bad
Chase Rodriguez
Yes, drugs are great. You should do them if you want to be as cool as Payne.
Logan Evans
MP2* is not canon. It's a gay soap opera for gays.
Ryan Jenkins
Max Payne 2 is not canon
Benjamin Robinson
I use half of that list and i'm sober
Life is Pain sometimes but it's bearable
Noah Flores
>why is this dude that is constantly drinking fat?
Jose James
Mona works as a connection with the past and it's necessary for the game's theme and Max development. It's quite obvious, I don't get why anons are so butthurt about her being a love interest (which is also finely executed, romance usually doesn't work in stories).
Alexander Evans
every alcoholic i know is thin as fuck
James Hill
It is Payne
Julian Peterson
But Vlad in 2 is not evil (for the game standards)
Jeremiah Sanchez
Because it completely destroyed Max as a character
>which is also finely executed
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA