What's the most autistic thing you've done while playing a video game? I'll start.
I'm pretty sure I have IBS but I've never been diagnosed. So one time I was playing halo with my friend and we were sitting on his bed and I really needed to take a shit but I couldn't get up to go to the bathroom because I wanted to whoop his ass. So we're finishing the match and I beat him last minute and to celebrate I scream "WOOO" then drop my pants and spray diarrhea all over his bed and I swear I've never seen anyone angrier. We don't talk anymore but it was worth it.
What's the most autistic thing you've done while playing a video game? I'll start
nice user, proud of you. fucking showed him
Kek
Friendly reminder that suicide is always an option
I would wrap you up in my shitty blanket and beat you to death with the big ass xbox controller.
top kek lol
being addicted to videogame discussion way more than actually playing
Holy fuck I hope this is real
I dont get people who can be just pure cancer sub-humans like that to other people.
This
>be me
>losing in halo combat evolved
>lose
>pull out katana (uchigatana)
>split open his jugular in a split second
>blood sprays all over the tv screen as he clutches the mortal wound
...
>and I beat him last minute
OP going to spray shit all over his bed regardless of the outcome
I am in tears
>Ahhhh.... the grass whistling technique of anonymous...
>severed head dies peacefully with a smile on its face
My sister always used to try to district me while playing my game by standing in front of the tv or laying on the couch next to me and start fucking with my hands and controller with her feet pressing buttons with her toes and trying to get me to fuck up. So one day she gets me killed on a hard boss I almost beat and I grab her big toe and bend it back and she starts to scream. Turns out I broke it.
My parents made me go to therapy and I didn't play games again for a long time but at least my sis didn't fuck with me anymore. They couldn't cast it but her foot was too painful to walk on so she had to be on crutches for a few weeks. Serves you right bitch.
You could've resolved the situation by tickling her feet
i can't believe you didn't pop a boner instead, wich she then started sucking
When I played Pokemon as a kid, I saved before every single trainer and reloaded if I lost any matches.
holy shit lmao
topkek
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heh
kek
>Sister tries to give you a footjob
>Break her toe
Based thot slayer.
I can't rate the quality of my female characters without jacking off
However, this works incredibly well across multiple sessions, slowly sculpting perfect goddesses a few hours at a time
no, I'm not posting my work
>"hidden path ahead"
>20 bloodstains
>fall for it anyway
I'm stupid, aren't I?