What games do zoomers even fucking play? Nothing has even released in the past 5 years except gay shit like Apex Legends and Fortnite
What games do zoomers even fucking play...
Ayden Lewis
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Jaxson Ross
I’m so fucking sick of Elden Ring. Soulsborne games are often held up as “the best ever”, and Elden Ring has plastered this board. Oh cool, yet another soulsborne game that just looks and feels like a copy of every other soulsborne game. I don’t get the hype for these over games with new and interesting combat mechanics like Horizon. Maybe it has something to do with the fact Horizon has some biting social commentary folks don’t like to think about.
Elden Ring looks exactly like every other Soulsborne game. Meanwhile, Horizon has unique combat with a wide variety of tools (Forbidden West DRASTICALLY increased the number of weapons and effects over the first without feeling like bloat, an impressive feat), and when anyone posts actual combat (as above in this comment chain) and expresses love for it, you faggots rip on them.
From a game design perspective, Soulsborne games just feel lazy to me, reused assets, reused mechanics, it really doesn't offer anything new and im not sure if i should laugh at those 12M people who bought this absolute garbage of a game or sad because 12M people bought this absolute garbage of a game.
Jordan Wood
Mobile games and/or just watch streamers.
John Baker
Didn't read. Didn't ask.
Camden Young
I want to fuck the dad from this comic really bad
Joshua Wright
Sex with cat milf.
Ayden Russell
Easy - they play whatever everyone else is buzzing about because it's the currently popular thing.
Benjamin Gray
>like Horizon
lol where'd you get this one from?
Jaxson James
Is this a GPT-Any Forums post?
Lucas Turner
YWNBAW
Anthony Sanders
Sex with cat mom
Aiden Smith
She is married
Robert Baker
>dat cat mom
Owen Harris
>What games do zoomers even fucking play
Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft, Mario
Jaxson Brooks
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Mason Nguyen
And?
Thomas Bell
Soulless multiplayer sandbox shit
James Price
Usually we play games from older gens. We can't really afford current gen AAA because collectively we're so shit poor we can't afford better graphics cards
Zoomzoomcore gaming usually consists of:
>emulators
>our old consoles ± their games we played as kids
>indieshit
>pirated AAA that our budget Chinese PCs can run
Most other normoid zoomzooms waste their time (and what little money they have) with f2p multiplayer
William Collins
Women cheat in marriages all the time.
Jose Cruz
So sex with her is wrong
Juan Morgan
Whats the dad look like?
Jacob Price
SEX WITH CAT MOM
Hunter Murphy
Im technically a zoomer and im in my late 20s. I play strategy games and coop games with a friend. Also random indie games.
Ian Russell
STOP
STEALING
GAMES
Jace Allen
>People get murdered all the time bro there's nothing wrong with it
Levi Williams
no
Jordan White
>stellaris
>fallout 1 and 2
>half life 1 and 2, including expansions and mods
>gmod, EYE, and a few other source based games
>morrowind
Yeah, that's about all I play these days. I missed out of TF2 before the bots took over but if Valve actually fixes it I'll probably play that as well
Lincoln Brooks
horizon sucks ass and im talking about the first one, the second one will be massive pile of shit with ugliest protag ever
Ian Ramirez
BYW
Connor Rogers
what strategy games
Noah Barnes
FNAF, minecraft, roblox. RPG maker games (they're still popular), probably also look through itch.io and play the horror games there.
Aaron Young
EU4, vicky 2 , DH, AoE2, CoH1, advance wars by web. Those are the main ones.
Noah Mitchell
I want that shirt.
Parker Ross
i like to play doom, mario, zelda, metal gear, resident evil and pac man :)
Samuel Stewart
GTAV, RDR2 and Skyrim. More childish Zoomies play shit like kirby and pokemon.
Cameron Perry
>interesting combat mechanics like Horizon
Stopped reading right there, the shitpost became too predictable and boring.
Alexander Robinson
well currently I have been playing tons of the Hatsune miku game on switch. For the most part I play single player games though, never got into the shitty multiplayer games my generation loves. My 3x3 for reference.