Not woke

And let players throw tomatoes at it...

>altrightazoids so brainrotted that they now willingly shill fortnite out of spire
Sad to see.

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>not woke

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>woke
Never been a good post with this word in it

The fuck is woke about Fortnite?
>The girls are sexy
>The men are based
>Ratio of races is never biased towards sjws

>battle royale
>fun

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Stop replying to shit posting and talk about the event

>has bloom
i will not be playing your game.

>nerfed asses in all new skins
>blm shit
>pride shit
>furry shit
>zoomer shit
>tranny shit
>the bitch with that skin disease

Dear Epic Games/Tim Sweeney: Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but we said we wouldn't!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but muh FOMO!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but the the old players that bought them and don't use them will be mad!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but we just released Clog Dancer Midas and Salmon Suit Jules, isn't that good enough for you?
No. Resell Battle Pass skins.
>Collectorfag!
Yes.
>b-but you're just mad you didn't start sooner!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but the OGs who exclusively use clean skins, shit up the meta and drove away new players for years might stop playing!
Good. Resell Battle Pass skins.
>j-just get the new Battle Passes!
Not good enough. Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but you shouldn't care it's just cosmetics!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but people without FOMO people won't buy Battle Passes anymore!
You're selling a bunch of skins, accessories, styles and 1500 Vbucks for $7.99 and I didn't say to resell them right away. The money you'll make from legacy skins will make up for anyone who stops buying them several times over. Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but you can't tell me what to do! Y-You're just some random shitposter on the internet!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>c-cope!
No.
>Y-You will never be a woman!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>d-do you want every game with pre-order bonuses to just sell them? That would defeat the purpose!
Maybe but 75% of Fortnite is essentially digital action figure and accessory collecting, punishing new players for getting into your game with arbitrary restrictions and nonsensical, predatory business models WHILE leaving easy money on the table is absolutely asinine. Such malarkey will not be tolerated in a just society.
>N-No that's not fair!
Resell Battle Pass skins.
>b-but-
No more excuses. Resell Battle Pass skins.

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>>Not woke

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not all rainbows are gay

Are you retarded?
>One character has a skin disease
Who cares what the hell

based and resell pilled fomo is gay

Never ever frog poster. You will never have Dr Doom

Skin diseases is woke

If something isn't woke, Any Forums will just broaden their definition until it is so they can continue to hate it without having to come up with a proper reason why.

A tale as old as time.

because the player base sucks, updating the game for the sake of updating hasn't magically made it better, you get next to fucking nothing for your time without investing real money(even fucking WZ gives me shit for free), all the of the characters they add are just soulless skins slapped onto an existing skeleton. But most importantly the game isn't fun.

Shilling and simping for it, with fotm crossovers, the latest gay new mode added to it, and photoshopped images of chun-li's ass doesn't make anyone want to play it, and the few that actually do stop right away or after the bot lobbies because the game is a shallow gay fuckfest for kids, people who have no taste, and people that want to play BR on easy mode after getting fisted in WZ, Apex, or PUBG.

not every skin has a huge ass, only the ones designed by coomer employees, ChunLi isn't the standard

blm, pride and the vitiligo skins were just for woke points and to shut faggots off, it's like when they demand some famous celebrity on twitter to tweet: "trans rights are human rights" and if they don't do it they're homofobic

>zoomer shit

so appealing to your audience is now a bad thing? they also appeal to millennials and boomers with skins like Terminator, Xenomorph, hell there's a fucking Indiana Jones skin coming next season

Too many hackers

> Women killing men and using guns is based because they sexy haha feminism yay!

Kys.

Not him but the character in question has vitiligo, which tumblr types latched onto as the 'conveniently quirky and attractive' skin condition for a long time. Don't necessarily agree with his take but there's reasoning behind it.

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>HURR DURR GUNS BAD
okay Hillary shill

>Narrow waist with knockers

Yeah no this is not woke

>Copies every current trend instead of being original

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>Why aren't you playing Fortnite
I'm not an infant

>pride shit
>zoomer shit that's not Travis Scott or Marshmellow
>tranny shit
>that vitiligo meme chick
Nobody actually uses any of those.

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>Who cares what the hell
I do you little shit, it's the thin end of the wedge

>main account too sweaty
>start a new account and balloon around zapping from above
Great fun.

Generally not into battle royale games but the spider man web swinging and the tanks from this season are impressively well implemented

imagine if PUBG was still on top, lmao. What a shit fucking game that is in comparison