What am I in for?

What am I in for?

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A bit of everything.

A pretty good time for the whole 80 hours it takes to play.
Don't forget to stop and smell the roses ever so often.

A fun time

car racing minigame and real estate simulator. The story is kinda okay tho

Getting assraped by Mr Shakedown

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Kino

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A complete game

An actually good game.

60fps at least

Some jap slit eye shit

mahjong

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>The story is kinda okay tho
Yakuza 0 has one of, if not the best story in all of gaming.

absolute KINO
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best minigames

>Do I risk it all with a boost?

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Please tell me if the AI literally cheats. How the fuck do they Riichi so often? Is my luck stat just in the negative?

You will inevitably start to feel bored. You will walk from pointless conversation to pointless conversation. You will read and read and read while character models stare at each other lifelessly. You will do the same unchallenging fights hundreds of times over where enemies pose no threat. You will stare at cutscenes that play out in the slowest way possible. You'll tell yourself the story has gripped you while trying to ignore how badly written it is.
You will wonder why Any Forums and various ecelebs hyped up this series, and begin telling yourself that YOU must be wrong, not them. You'll tell yourself it's good just to feel a part of something.

That's what you're in for.

Mahjong cheats like a mother fucker, but at least it's not Shogi. Fuck Shogi.

>clearly in 1st place
>boost anyways
>go off course and fucking lose

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Go back to BotW faggot.

Don't be a pussy

the only good yakuza game

A fantastic prequel to a very good franchise.

Be sure to check out the entire series and spin offs!

Reminder that console versions play best on the series x.

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A lot of shitty mini-games and unvoiced cutscenes.

either win big or go home

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unbelievably boring trash

cringekino

Some good shit
if you don't beat Amon, you haven't beaten the game

manly tears

a fun game that you should play with a controller

Some overated chink shit

why didn't they give the shenmue license to the yakuza guys

one of the best videogames in the last 20 years

The same can be said for just about any video game. It can apply to real life too. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. Just live your life however you want to live it.

A whole lot of this guy

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he was right