select your hero
Select your hero
Jacob Powell
Bentley Wright
There is no such thing as a coincidence
Luke Hill
Right, because seeing through walls is just a bullshit cheat code.
Dominic Gonzalez
you forgot the INT and CHA bonus of the guy on the right
Dominic Hill
>Start with stick
>You learn to defend yourself with a stick
>You need nothing more but your faithful stick
>Life's good
Aiden Evans
Right
Xavier Gutierrez
>Generic dude
you didn't beat the gayme
Dominic Ramirez
Beat the dogshit out of the fag as the generic dude and take his gun.
Logan Price
He may just have a stick, but he has something far more valuable than what the left has. His dignity.
Tyler Jenkins
I love how black men are getting homosexual cum shoved down their throat.
Landon Reed
ok I pick a gun guy and shoot you
you die
James White
*blocks bullet with stick*
Isaiah Thompson
Holy shit user.
He just blocked your bullet with a STICK!
The fuck are you going to do now homo?
Blake Brown
n-nani- I mean
n-nigga!?
how did he do that
Eli Sanders
I don't get it, why would I not want to be the big gay negro?
Adrian White
better stats
Kevin Kelly
You literally can't counter a stick.
Colton Turner
seer looks cooler than 90% or chars in apex
Angel Gomez
OH SHIT OH FUCK
Christian White
>tradtards are now getting nostalgic for advertisements
Nicholas Martin
>break the stick
>they now have two sticks
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Adam Kelly
Based tradbros making fatards mad.
Adam Kelly
holy shit, this user is STYLIN' on the gay nigga
Ethan Green
Can I change costume for Big Gay Man?
I'd pick Big gay man anyway, because anything is better than generic dude, as long as it isn't a generic small girl.
Jose Powell
Generic white dude
Asher Collins
STICK WIN EVERYTIME
HOLY SHIT
Nolan Thompson
I dont mind the pandering to fat, those people arent long for this world anyway
Camden Nguyen
BAH GAWD
Evan Baker
- gets attacked by devs
Jacob Bailey
Damn.
Angel Kelly
If those are my only options, I dont reckon I would want to play your game at all.
Wyatt Jenkins
Juan Ramirez
>people got mad about this
yeah, literally white genocide lmao
Thomas Young
You vill like ze gays