Just take le creepy spider and give it hands lol

>just take le creepy spider and give it hands lol
why is modern creature design so lazy?

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Its not a spider, its a scorpion.

>no i will neat eat insects or bugs
>ohh, are they in the sea? seabugs? mmmmm delicioso!
why wont you eat insects? are you that swayed by what people would think of you? sounds like npc logic.

Do you eat insects?

>frame perfect command grab windo

Never gonna make it

I eat lobsters(insects), yes.

>reskin an existing enemy
>there, it's actually this totally different one ;^)
fucking hacks, I swear

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>What if we gave a cow a TENTACLE on its face?

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What are the land insects that can produce as substantial amount of meat per insect?

>just give it hair so quirky lol

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Is one of its legs just a fucking tripwire?

Whiptail scorpions are cool as fuck though.

t. arthropod

>give it feathers
>suddenly normies no longer see it as scary or cool
>meanwhile they still go nuts over animals like bears, lions, eagles, wolves, etc

Why are normies so fucking retarded?

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>just give the spider a tail

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Tailless scorpions deserve to just be a third type of arachnid. There is nothing scorpion-like about them.

>gets bit first time
>still stupid enough to go in again for the second killing bite

Literally Darwinism at work, and for the better

wtf why all the fish come to eat it's shit

That snake is incredible. It fooled the bird; it fooled me. I am impressed.

Let's just retcon scorpions as tailed scorpions then. :^)

how does a species of snake even evolve to such a point where their tail end looks EXACTLY like a spider. it's honestly insane, how does that randomly happen??

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fucking lmao

cute
it's like a cat

>implying I eat shrimp

Whichever snek has the most spider-like tail gets to eat the most birds. Pretty standard as far as evolution is concerned.

Dumbass bird-brained mother fucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucka.

Intelligent design

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it does not randomly happen of course. Its evolutionary pressure

UUUUH IT JUST DOES OK?

now THAT'S a retarded take. such a blatant last minute cope to try and justify god's existence with more and more evidence being mounted against him.

`Why did it try to grab the "spider" again after the snake first bit it

sunk cost fallacy

how does its tail evolve to look like a spider though? is it like mutation or something? how did it figure out that making it slowly revolve around itself would net him more food? sounds so astronomically improbable

He's a big guy

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