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Kneel Stardew-bros

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The bartender is PURE GAY SEX. Can't wait for the game to actually come out to fuck him hard.

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I started My Time in Portia at least three times now and I always quit because it's boring, the controls are clunky, and the music is so bland.

I don't get why this game gets any praise at all. I am typically bored by farmining simulators but not after just half an hour.

The black guy looks like a caricature. Racist ass game

Don’t be so mean to Lucas Simms!

chink garbage, nothing feels right, there is no soul.

Never played that one. Just started this one thanks to seeing it on a YouTubers video. Skill up I think

>chinkshit

yeeted and deleted from my wishlist

Elsie will be my dangerously young looking wife!

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The artstyle looks fucking horrible

The previous game ran like shit, so no thanks.

I hope /ourbuilder/ returns

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Looks like a 1:1 copy of Portia and that games was so fucking boring. It has the same retarded models and the same bland piss filter.

Damn, that nigga looks primed for a BUCKING! Would love to break that dark “boipucci” In as he screams and calls me massa

You are trying too hard.

I liked the game enough to play a dozen or two dozen hours and I wouldn't call it a farming simulator at all. You're a builder not a farmer and it shows because everything demands a lot and arguably too much of your attention compared to Harvest Moon.
Your saw table needs more copper to keep making pipes, better go grab some from one of your smelters. Oh your smelters are running low on ore better restock some of that. Oh shit guess what your fuel is getting extremely low you need to go chop down some trees. While you're over here you better kill some animals for fur and teeth. Don't forget to fish, but wait you don't have any worms so go back and collect those first. Oh right you had an order for car, go make that step by step. Oh wait you need a tire so go do that cave diving thing.
The game is like that Malcom In The Middle webm of the dad trying to fix one problem and ending up needing to complete 6 others first. It's the opposite of a Harvest Moon or Rune Factory where you just set up your farm shit in 3 minutes and go explore and talk to people.
For the first hour or so it feels like it's possible but god damn.

The farming isn't even that important in the game (and neither it is in Sandrock, as far as I have played it)
Supposedly you could sell the crops for extra pennies or cook for more sale value or stamina recovery, but the cooking is annoying on both instances.
In Portia you had to add each incredient one by one and that cooks only 1 meal and recipes came about either by blindly experimenting or buying a single recipe each day from Django and many of them being locked behind friendship status.
In Sandrock, the cooking experimentation was made more complicated (though you dont need to add incredients by hand now) and I haven't figured it out yet and Owen appears to be even more stingy than Django when it comes to recipe sharing more ofthen than not going "sorry, maybe later" and the recipe he does share once in a blue moon turns out to be a useless +3 defence for 30 seconds shit.

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Cope Doreen

loved portia, but their new game (demo) ran like utter shit on my system.

What’s wrong with his eyes

I hate your soul, farquaad.

a weird issue ive noticed is low fps at launch, alt tabbing out and back in fixes it for me