Jew race

>jew race
> +5 points to haggling
> -10 points to cha

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Lol

>African race
>you spawn with aids and die of dysentery within 24 hours of playtime

>Asian race
>+2 to tinkering

>Mexican race
>bonus to avocado production, but there is a clean water shortage so you can only drink coca cola

>Syrian race
>+5 points to guncrafting and all gun skills, but your tech tree caps at ak47s

>western white race
>jew doctor NPC tells you your son is a girl
>0% chance of passing a wisdom check
>thank you doctor cohen
>you spend your loot on a hormone blocker and prepare to raid a dungeon to afford the bottom surgery

But they own the media. Illusion/charm needs a buff

>Satan boss
>he is ethereal and can not be damaged, players always write forum posts about how op he is and complain that they can't fight back
>devs reply they are working on a fix for this issue

I went to Mexico one time and I swear to God the cola over there taste different from the one you can buy from the store, did they keep the coke in or something?