What would his commentary sound like?

What would his commentary sound like?

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THIS NIGGA SUCKS!

this dudes gonna be like what 40 and still playing his raging gamer schtick?

That might actually be funny
Every character is for scrubs except the character I'm currently playing as
And if they have the same character as me that's bad too because mirror matches are boring

nah he'll become an A-lister movie star soon. 2 more weeks

Commentator DLC
>Aris

>Corny ass character
>THIS DUDE'S DOING STRINGS
>Your playstyle is kookily
>I didn't ragequit, I practiced my free will
>YICKADEEEEEEE

>look at the time
>LOOK AT THE TIIIIME

I'm not watching shitty esports except if Aris is commentating

His commentary would sound like
>wow I can't believe I'm a washed out nobody
>omg I can't believe I'm banned from every single tournament for the rest of time
>please please please let me come to Evo I'll do anything
>w-w-w-w-well you're fat!

LARD GARGLING

>NO Ryu players, I repeat, NO Ryu players have a salary paying job OR a BITCH, I guarantee you that.

Character Selection Screen
>Come on and pick your corny ass character already
Win with less than 20% health
>RESILIENT
Double Perfect
>Mentally UNTOUCHABLE
Time out
>LOOK AT THE TIME
Quit to menu
>Nigga hit that eject button

>BAGOOSH GET PARRIED AMIGO

get that ass banned
your gem is crushed

CALORIE THIEVING

>get fucked for life man
>and thanks

THIS DUDE DID A 10HIT COMBO!

What does Kojima (or is that Hideo) have to do with fighting games?

>get matched with the same person too many times
>he says you're an obsessed tiersexual

>Character super animation is long
youtube.com/watch?v=W-6xUt31M-4

Holy shit this would be the best thing ever.

SALAD DODGING

NIGGA STEALIN MY FUCKING TURN

>i can already tell this motherfuckin goddamn dude is a spook the moment he went Ken
>that's what I'm saying, DUDE, Ken players don't want to work for SHIT

>this
>is a FUCKING FUNERAL
>dedicated
>to a NO TALENT
>SCRUB ASS BITCH OF A NIGGA
>named Shane
>Shane
>HEROICALLY
>took his own life
>after losing in straight sets to King BBC Oliver in Smash
>WHO WAS USING PIRANHA PLANT
>WHAT THE FUCK SHANE YOU WAS MARIO
>GODDAMN NIGGA
>Oliver couldn't be here today because it's his birthday
>Shane's mama couldn't he here either because she's suckin' Oliver's dick while he's playing Fall Guys or some other faggot shit
>shit, I wanna go to Oliver's party, too
>let's stick this bitch in the dirt and get the fuck outta here
>ashes to ashes
>scrub to scrub
>get that ass permanently banned from this existence, faggot

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>IF YOU REAL THEN GET YOUR DICK SPLIT

>JUST GET IT SPLIT

GET YOUR DICK SPLIT

>YI-
>you said that nash was what?

play the game? I play LOTS of games. I went over to your moms place and she pulled out all sorts of board games, Monopoly, Mouse Trap, Connect 4. She said "pick a game", I was like "uhh, you know what, lets get real unique, Mouse Trap!". So Im rolling my dice, building my traps, she calls me over to her room next thing you know she set up the whole room like a fucking mouse trap, all sorts of monkey bars everything! She's in there contorted with the only thing available was her pussy, so I dipped under a monkey bar, stroking, and I had no choice but to bust inside because the contortion of the monkey bar was so good

THIS DUDE'S DOING STRINGS

I like how the tranny who got angry also got a lifetime ban for saying nigger like a decade prior.

>kookily
KEK
>YICKADEEEE
Would actually be hype

youtu.be/1HA_b3Ns35Q

>>w-w-w-w-well you're fat!
Lmao fat fuck seething, lose weight fatty

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