Friendly reminder that Max Payne is getting a remake

Friendly reminder that Max Payne is getting a remake.

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and you will make up shit just to get mad at a game you never intended to play

thank god

It's a remake not a reboot, retard. It's the original 2 games recreated on Northlight engine.

>Max Payne but you can only carry three weapons and are expected to press 'c' to take cover and not get hit like a fag

damn, sign me up

I envy your optimism.

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Model names?

What way, white man?

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and there's nothing you can do about it.

>Rockstar remake
>inb4 they fuck it up like GTA

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god damn it'd be cool to have a gf, regardless of skin color

based true heterosexual man

Brown.

remedy themselves are making it, they aren't hiring some literal who studio full of indians to make it

sauce on the black actress quick

Let me muster up some hype
woo
yeaaah
go studio whose last good game came out in 2003, you got this
Okay I'm all out of hype now

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my queen

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>left
Disgusted by your presence. Wants you to leave. Closed off body language.
>right
Open. Inviting. Ready to please. Hot brown nipples.
I gotta go right every time.

That black girl is more attractive than any of those white women

If the black people being pushed in western videogames looked at least as attractive as the lady on the bottom there, you wouldn't see people bitch about them even half as much as they do.
As much as they push black people, the push for ugly people is the crux that sparks the vitriol in online discourse.

if she's brown im down
if she's a minority she's my priority

For once, I don't see the problem.

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MP3 is pretty good once you ignore the cover system.