Warhammer 40k

Are you ready to dick down the xenos in owlcats Rogue trader?

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>Owlcuck
Every romance option will be a roastie.

The eldar? Maybe.
Tau are unfuckable

Yes.

I hope the game contains zero xeno romance, you retards have been the biggest faggots in any thread.

>dick down the xenos
Tell us more about your xeno fantasies user

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As much as I would want to fill a Tau with a disgusting mutant half-breed, 40k just shouldn't touch romance at all let alone interspecies harem shit

tau ruined 40k

If it is ok for Girlyman, it is ok for me.

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LET HIM GO!!!

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Sorry to burst your bubble user, but this is an Owlcat game. The approach they take to romance is pic related, even when it makes no sense.

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Haha, what a funny prank would it be if you impregnated a harlequin and raised your child together as a happy family.

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Sorry Owlcat said no children in the ending slides otherwise we might alienate our lgbtq+ allies.

40k is already being ruined by SJW, user. We should at least get some waifus out of it.

Well cream pies are a classic for comedy.

Can't wait.

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Too difficult, Eldar physiology makes it that you have to keep nutting in her for the pregnancy to progress, otherwise it stalls from the lack of ongoing regular genetic input. And Eldar pregnancies can take years even with the expected genetic intake rate.

Who would be open to such a grueling endeavor?

We might not succeed, but we can give it a try.

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Anything for a good prank.

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>One waifu in Kingmaker who seems to be a virgin since she's a lawtist
>Right before you have the fade to black sex scene she tells you all about the noble dude who fucked her before meeting you
Whoever writes the romances certainly has a fetish for them being used goods prior to meeting you. The closet to a virgin is one saying she kissed a knight and it doesn't make it clear if she fucked them or not.

You'd be playing as a Rogue Trader, not a dickless Space Marine. Being a Rogue Trader is probably the closest thing to a typical sci-fi adventure in 40K.
Give me a Tau girl in mech suit, damn it.

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Imagine fucking them in the cockpit of one of the suits.

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Reminder every woman in the party will be a used whore because it's both a Warhammer game and made by Paizo.

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TYRANID SEXO

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my emotional cores return horny
I choose to experience it
play mechanicus

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>eat your cum
>evolve into more efficient cum consumer
LITTERALY made for sex

yes

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It's made by Owlcat retard. You are correct about the used goods though.

I have, it was a fun game.

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He never touched that.

>the only for sure virgin romance option is Tristian
Gays win again. That's why he should of been a Priestess instead.

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Is Inquisitor - Martyr any good?

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I just want one game that focuses on the horrors of warp travel. Dead Space like, where you're a techmarine or some such and the gellar field flickers.

Imagine harvesting gallons of delicious blue milk from your over-evolved cattle waifu

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Not even a primarch could say no to this.

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CHOOSE

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Tau milk isn't blue, only their blood is

Surprised an indie horror game about such a thing doesn't exist already. They should get the guy who made pic related to make something like that.

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>Sheman Russ
Literal troon lmao

just how deep is the head slit on a tau? whats in there?
asking for a friend

Source pls

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He is straigh tho.

Angron. I don't care if I survive, I WILL comfort that barbarian war goddess.

>look up trailer on steam
>see this
fuck you

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>whorus
kek. Also Lorgea's smile needs to be protected

Jaghatea, no contest.
Give me rational speed loving Mongol gf

STINKY WIFE
STINKY WIFE
STINKY WIFE

It's decent, if you like Diablo style hack and slash adventures.

I hear it is just a ok diablo clone but christ is the file size bloated for that game, also surprised there was no news on the SoB update for it on the stream.

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A&O are best girls because horny kuuderes are the GOAT

wait till you find out about redditus

Space Wolf is going to hitch with the ranger and have a happy marriage full of hunting and bareback sex

it's like all you guys think about here is sex

Well in the actual lore they barely interact with each other and don't even like each other.
No, meme pics and jokes are not an argument.

Twins look like kuudere so them. i wonder if one is a trap

Any Forums has long since fallen to Slaanesh, brother.

>Sheman Russ
C'mon man

based kuudere enjoyer

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How about the new Chaos Gate? I was hoping for at least a little bit of a sale, but I guess it's not all that surprising that it didn't get one.

All day, every day

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im treating this thread as a 40k general but please fatshark, do your lore homework, add in the interesting small arms and medium arms, its all i want

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Konrad and Mortarion-chan

Chaos Gate, to my understanding, is just another dime a dozen RTS. Kaldor Draigo and Mortarion are the only things of interest in it.