Diablo Immortal

You guys aren't poor are you? You have phones right?
This is how fucking out of touch game companies are nowadays, and the best part is that people will gobble this shit up like oh so many cocks. No wonder it came out during Pride month.

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It's finally out? Thanks gonna download

Do it, you won't.
Faggot.

>people will gobble this shit up like oh so many cocks
Is that what you do with a lot of cocks, OP?

>You guys aren't poor, are you?
lmao yes I am.

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Why do people whale for the shittiest mobile games?
Even if you have too much money you wouldn't want to reward mediocrity right?

mental illness, addiction

I'm convinced bobby kotick is taking a fat fucking piss with blizzard to devalue the company before the microsoft buyout. imo censoring hong kong and botching the WC3 remake was beyond crossing a red line. its just a shit game company like we've seen so many times before.

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Blizzdrones don't know any self restraint. It's like if Star Wars hadn't gone totally woke and decided they liked money instead of capitulating to the Soros initiative.

>Otherwise, it could theoretically take years of dailies
Shills WILL point you towards this phrase when you call the game p2w.

>Enjoy game for free until it no longer entertains me
>Afterwards return to my real, adult hobbies that provide enrichment to my life
wakarimasen lol

lmao blizzshit

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Looking at the numbers, if you want to unlock all that shit it would literally take you a decade of doing dailies.
A decade.

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I think it taps into the same part of the brain as gambling except you "win" (see: lose money in exchange for worthless lines of code) every time. Whales and gambling addicts alike just have differently shaped brain tumors in that area.

>best part is that people will gobble this shit up like oh so many cocks
>people
"people" don't play these games, insects do. These mobile cashgrabs are made for chinese bugmen and no one else.

Toilet game

>a single stat costs $50,000
wut?

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It goes in the toilet, yes.
If you meant that you're only supposed to play it in brief moments of free time then you're probably going to be playing it for more like 50 years rather than 10. On the bright side blizzard will most likely completely implode long before either of those time periods comes to pass.

Nigger I played Achaea there were people spending thousands of dollars on ponies made entirely from text before diablo was even born.

I'll just wait for it to come out on PC and pirate it with everything unlocked already.

>Stealing hundreds and thousands of dollars.
look at this fucking criminal.

So you can get it for free? Then it's not p2w it's pay 4 convenience

It'll be the heist of the decade!

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Provided there is no power creep, of course.

Everyone involved with this should be shot, unironinally.

Don't you guys have time!?

Does anybody have that "Dont you guys have phones" meme where chang praises China and the red shirt guy prays to hitler.

Thanks.

They literally hire on-staff addiction psychologists to tell them how to make shit. Raid Shadow Legends is made by a consortium of Vegas casinos.

Do you guys not have dosh?

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sure but then you have to lay low and slowly launder your stash of cosmetics hidden in a SSD under a floorboard, every day looking over your shoulder for the chinaman. You'd live a half life, full of peril and one tiny mistake of paying for your gas with some tier 8 gilgameshi doubledark hypermancer maxishoulderpads and its all over.

>we offer two different payment plans for this car
>firstly, for free we will mail you 1 piece per day over the course of the next 20 years
>alternatively, for $50,000 we will simply give you the car now
>most customers choose the second option due to convenience and it's the one i personally recommend

i'd rather goon than play this shit.what a waste of time

I lost

So how long until game dies?
Place your bets.

Well, since the only reason it's got so many views on Twitch right now is because of Asmondgoldbergstein I give it a week at most.

China and SK will give them an absolute truckload of money before moving on to their next game. It doesn't really matter how long they keep the game running for, in fact, the more money they can extract faster the better because then they can just shut down the servers and be done with it.

Do you guys not have wads?

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holy shit why hasn't someone made a Star Wars gacha yet??

there already are multiple ones

>12 gb
>gacha
>banned in some countries
>makes phone hotter than the sun
another blizzard hit

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