Well?

Well?

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If I slapped his ass it would cause tsunamis to reverberate through his fat

Why am I at gamestop?
Who's my gf?
How did this guy physically even manage to slap her ass without falling over?

>wave a bag of chips near the dumpster
>fatty is alerted by the familiar sound of goodies
>starts running in my direction
>swiftly dodge
>fatty falls into the dumpster
>Turn on the dumpster
>eat chips and laugh

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>this pic is like 10 years old now
>his heart probably exploded years ago

rip big slime

Gamestops still exist?

I think they're an NFT company now

>starts running
unrealistic

Slap his of course

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Pop a 540° spin and moonwalk away

I have gf?

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he cant even reach his own ass with his t-rex arms

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You have to wonder how he wipes his shit off.

He clearly doesn't, he's American.

how do you turn on a dumpster?

I'm assuming that user meant a trash compactor.

I'm assuming he climbed on top of it, spun around and walked away

>what did the five finger say to the face?

press the go button

Push him over and watch him suffer like a flipped turtle

Made me laugh

Wipe off the cheeto dust and walk out of GameStop.

will get on my knees and blew him until he gets his man juice all over my face

I would do nothing because I know this was the first and last time he touched a girl in his life.