Play Elden Ring

It barely felt like she was in the game. I hate Ranni as much as any other correct person but at least she was in the game. Fia was in the game. Rya was in the game. Dookie Devourer was in the game. Melina? Never heard of her/him. Goldmask left a bigger impression than the "main heroine"

it's a from game, so it's just going to be another game that is only difficult because of collision glitches, isn't it? why would i play that?

t. sperg pretending nofap is going to change anything in his hopless life

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You probably missed a ton of "talk to Melina" options when resting at grace sites

ok coomer

nofap has a very short burst of testosterone that then reduces to normal and goes a bit lower than baseline Any Forums lied again, there is no benefit, not masturbating also increases risk of prostate cancer

Theres a massive difference between never jerking off and living your life for the next cum fueled dopamine rush every time you see an anime girl in tight pants

I don't like Souls trash.

I found most of them and all she does is infodump Marika's sticky notes, I think the only time she expresses any semblance of a character is when you're about to get three finger'd, the aftermath of getting fingered, and with Boc. It's not even hard to get people to care about Souls NPCs, Ranni only has like two paragraphs where she isn't ice cold and that's enough for people to go crazy for her

I still remember 10 years ago when Any Forums thought they were cool for all liking hidden indie gem dark souls. now the games are trash and supposedly always have been.

Ever thinking nofap works is literally a retard test, it was a meme and then actual invalids bought it at face value

instead you choose the all natural high of being a faggot on Any Forums

Fuck off tranny

I always enjoy this shitpost, but yes the "now it's popular so it must be shit" disease has reared its ugly head once again

>not masturbating also increases risk of prostate cancer
Masturbating too much also increases the risk of prostate cancer. Once a month is considered a healthy masturbation rate. More than that resulted in an increase in prostate cancer. Interestingly how often you have actual sex has no effect on risk of prostate cancer. Oral and anal sex does result in increases in oral and rectal cancers. Nature has a developed a mechanism to kill coomers and degenerates slowly and painfully with cancer. Nature is based. Or maybe it's God who is based.

just don't use porn to jerk off, retard
use your imagination
quit the quick dopamine rush dependency you're giving yourself

>Once a month is considered a healthy masturbation rate.
Convince your girlfriend to only have sex once a month

>jacking off gives you cancer but sex doesn't
bullshit. let me guess, your source is one study by undergrads who think correlation equals causation

theres no difference between sex and masturbation in how you contract your prostate during an orgasm. how the fuck would it be any different then? the things you hear from gymbros these days are some of the most retarded shit you can find.

isn't melina supposed to be horribly fucking burned?

based

No, it's actually true there's a difference in the results for the body between an orgasm achieved via sex with another person and an orgasm achieved via masturbation. They're not sure why it happens but there is definitely a measurable difference in the physiological response from the body post orgasm.