You're all elves, Any Forums

You're all elves, Any Forums.

You've devoted yourselves to interests that, while legitimate and entertaining, are nevertheless acts of pure leisure. You surround yourself with these luxuries, be they expensive chairs, costly computers, or pricey figures. Those of you with a creative bent consider yourselves artists, authors, and designers, rather than craftsmen and artisans, no doubt. You have all the time in the world to enjoy these hobbies, these venues of expression of yours.

Often does thsi board consider itself a cut above the others. "Any Forums is the best board on Any Forums, and even moot has said this," you affirm yourselves with. Just as often do you believe your superior intelligence to set you apart from the comman man, the masses of sheep scuttling along in the crowd.

As for your bodies? Kid yourself not with illusions of being as hardy as a dwarf, though you've probably gained a fair share of dexterity from all your click-clacking on a keyboard, masturbating to loli, and scribbling of notes and drawings on sheets of paper.

Just something to think about.

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Sir, this a Wendy's.

Sex

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But I can't be an elf. I actually like elves.

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been a long time since this pasta's showed up.
also WHY IS SHE SO FLAT?

Ok, so? Video Games?

Ok?
Elves are also the sexiest of the traditional fantasy races too, why would anyone want to be a dwarf, or man?
You've failed to give me any reason to care or see that as a bad thing, it just is.

When you put it like this, Any Forums sounds quite based ngl

Demoflat > Rebooblican

>Any Forums is the best board on Any Forums
lmfao nobody has ever fucking said this. this place is a shithole and it has always been a shithole.

I'M GONNA RAPE HER UNTIL SHE BEARS MY CHILDREN

What kind of elf?
Noble wood elf?
Wild wood elf?
Mysterious dark elf?
Sexy loli elf?

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>why would anyone want to be a dwarf
Female dwarfs are about as cute as an elf!

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no longer so flat...

Sexy mysterious wild noble dark elf loli of the high woods. I can fix her with my penis.

This is an elf thread, no video games will be talked about in here.

I've finally /become/ wamy. wuv me sum wamy

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I fucked up, haha.

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This was a beary long post! I have no bearing as to what it means, but I'll act like I do.

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Shimakaze is one of those exceptionally rare Japanese artists that excluded bots from trawling his website. So his comments on the Disgaea Archer are lost to time.

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i've never been more charmed in all my life
thank you, good sir!