No these are not digimon

No these are not digimon
No these are not fakemon
No these are not temtems

These are the box legendaries for the new Pokemon game

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Looks good.

They’ve kinda grew on me, especially the penis one

And I thought the 3rd gen Legendaries were overdesigned garbage

Getting Diamond and Pearl vibes, based GF

Way waaaay too sexualized, not a good look for what's supposed to be a children's game.

They look like YuGiOh made some new archetype based around wheel dragons or something, and these are two of them.

Axeldragon Nitrous and Axeldragon Blitzou or something.

Gamefreak can just scribble on a piece of paper and it'll "grow on you"

fuck off, Nazi. Children pfff need to know about ehh Furries
lmao

Hahahaha they make these actually look good.

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I fucking hate recent Pokémon games you faggot kys
Not everyone is some mindless shill. I haven’t bought a Pokémon game since sun and moon, and I was like 12 when that came out

>The Exploding Knees Pokemon

It's just common pokemon fan cope. Every generation designs get worse but they "grow on them"

Basically Pokemon designs can be utter fucking trash and pokemon fans will always defend them

Dinomists if Dragon-type

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Three look like 5Ds monsters

i will enjoy riding them across the overworld
i will not have unrealistic standards for a children's monster catching game released on a yearly basis
cope and seethe
i WILL consume

Yeah, like that.

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...Yes?

Abd Rokkets to some extent

>unrealistic standards
Bro Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world. I don't think wanting a good game is unrealistic.

>Yeah, like that
okay, baby
*keeps thrusting*
oh, you're so tight

Horrific designs. Imagine them trying to sleep or eat with the tyres bulging out of their chests

Maybe They are filter feeders

They're lizards with puffy chest/necks.
They're presenting to potential mates specifically, your trainer

The right one is obviously electricity. The hell is the left one supposed to be?

If that's true then I would actually like the red one. The blue one would still be shit though, mainly because of its exhausts

Will they actually turn into vehicles?

There have been worse desu

This game is just aggressively ugly, and the NPC art style is hilariously generic and bland.

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>that spoiler
damn. Now Ganefreak is pandering to groomers.
Well, that explains the Professors. The games let you pick your
Gasoline type?
Gas Type? Vapor type?
Normal type?
Yes. And Optimus Prime is proud.

Probably not until the 3rd version/DLC make sure to buy those too goy

Looks kino

Wouldn't be surprising at this point. Or they just lay on their bellies and you ride on their backs while they tear across the fields. This is open world, they need something for fast travel.

>This is open world, they need something for fast travel
Just use Fly

>The red one is probably the feathered serpent from spanish lore (NOT Quetzalcoatl, the Mexican one) instead of the eventual fire croc evo

Zodiacbros... I don't feel so good...

they will never be able to match the weather trio

I'd really like the one on the left, if the design was a bit less cluttered. I don't even understand what's going on with the right.

No, like something that lets you cover large distances fast, like the riding Pokemon in Legends Arceus.

>design a pokemon
>add a bunch of meaningless shapes and lines to it
Why do they insist on doing this?

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Like...A bike?

Yeah, they'll probably have that too, but it won't work offroad. These guys let you ride over anything.

Or not, I'm just guessing all this crap.

You retards will hate on anything. They look no less stupid than Kyogre and Groudon. Stop hating everything that is new