>be me
>play multiplayer game
>see a line of text in chat that hurt my feelings
>report him
>he gets banned from the game
>he gets banned from the forums
>his account gets deleted
>his system gets wiped
>the fbi raid his house
>he gets scentenced to death
Tell me there isnt a more ideal future.
Be me
Daniel Thompson
Angel Robinson
Not video games,
Parker Brooks
You Will Never Be A Tranny
Aiden Carter
>talking about multiplayer games
>not video games
Whats wrong Any Forumstard?
Benjamin Powell
Still seething about that xiv ban huh?
Alexander Campbell
>redditjak
kill yourself
Connor Collins
Ive never been banned because unlike you spergs i dont have an uncontrollable urge to spout obscenities in anger.
Blake James
Seethe chud.
Landon Morgan
Seething Any Forums refugees
Aiden Gutierrez
You Will Also Never Be A Tranny
Jeremiah Lee
And people say we arnt being raided by Any Forums
Julian Johnson
>4chanjak
Live yourself
Gabriel Campbell
Whats wrong chudlette? Mad you cant get away with using the n word anymore?
Luis Hall
based! based! based! baaaaaaseeeed !!!
Benjamin Williams
This.
Nicholas Morgan
You Will Never Cut Off Your Penis
You Will Never Have Severe Mental Illness Due To A Gaping Hole Between Your Legs
You Will Never Kill Yourself At 30
Jack Green
>source: n o n e
Matthew Martin
>>be me
Nicholas Long
'em
Hunter Bailey
Coal
Daniel Ward
>be a cuck
Fixed that for you.
Christian Cook
>coal
Thats all that will be left of your white race bigot.
Hunter Perez
>c-cuck
>cant even play his own games because he thfows tantrums online
Imagine actually not owning a mirror
Robert Cook
Now this is coal
Nolan Torres
Lucas James
*gem
Andrew Ward
why do they get so mad when this happens to them?
Jonathan Lewis
Literally me, love reporting people. Hope they all get banned.