Half-woman
Half-man.
All dead.
Half-woman
Sometimes I even shit myself
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
my face
your ass
what's the distance?
I'm gonna rip off your feed and seed down your neck!
Damn I'm shit
sometimes I cum without even thinking
Damn.
I'm gonna rape my own ass.
Hail to King Baby
I wish Duke was owned by a good studio
You like men.
I'm here to chew ass and kiss gums
And I'm all out of cum
i like YOU
I'm here to smoke head grass and kick ass, and your ass is grass.
Excuse me, who the heck is this? Hello?
>TRANNIES ! !
Yes, I do.
What are you gonna do about it, pussy?
I came here to chew bubble gum and also you like men
Commence the jigglin'!
Are you a bad enough dude to smash your own dick with a hammer?
Duke Nukem is just Johnny Bravo if he had guns
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ass
Now you see me.
Now I'm dead.
Blow it out your ass.
YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?
If loving Duke makes me gay then yes
You first, handsome.
I hate valve puzzles