Half-woman

Half-woman
Half-man.
All dead.

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Sometimes I even shit myself

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

my face
your ass
what's the distance?

I'm gonna rip off your feed and seed down your neck!

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Damn I'm shit

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sometimes I cum without even thinking

Damn.
I'm gonna rape my own ass.

Hail to King Baby

I wish Duke was owned by a good studio

You like men.

I'm here to chew ass and kiss gums

And I'm all out of cum

i like YOU

I'm here to smoke head grass and kick ass, and your ass is grass.

Excuse me, who the heck is this? Hello?

>TRANNIES ! !

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Yes, I do.
What are you gonna do about it, pussy?

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I came here to chew bubble gum and also you like men

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Commence the jigglin'!

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Are you a bad enough dude to smash your own dick with a hammer?

Duke Nukem is just Johnny Bravo if he had guns

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ass

Now you see me.
Now I'm dead.

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Blow it out your ass.

YOU CAN SEE INTO MY MIND?

If loving Duke makes me gay then yes

You first, handsome.

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I hate valve puzzles