Oh no! Lao Shan Lung has been sighted rampaging through the nearby boards and is now headed towards Any Forums! Do not let her break through the barricade at page 10, hunter!
Monster Hunter
>sit at canteen
>pick meat related items that will give me the most health as well as 1 skill that looks appealing and 1 that I don't care about
>pay with zenny
>skill I don't care about is the only one that activates
>Eat whatever gives me the most HP/Stamina
>Disregard skills
>go to the chest and make sure I deposited any monster materials from the previous hunt, as well as make sure I have a trap and tranq bombs
>restock on potions and mega potions
>whetstones? Check
>her
>her
Lao is a girl?
>beat lao urgent in xx for my 3 friends
>the only one left to go is me
>none of them ever wanted to play again
>i wasn't done
i hate you so much you stupid boring slow chink
I actually like Lao, your friends are just retarded
Just solo it. It's doable with sufficient autism, which I'm sure you have in spades.
>They didnt see her cloaca
She's easy enough to repel solo, dont need to kill her
>Fatalis can scare this thing off
>Lao shan lungs in game are actually infants
>Loa Shan Lung encounter(s)
CAN WE FIX IT?
terrible siege, i liked the 4u sand whale better
>her
>mogs every other siege monster in existence
>Thought it was cool the Shen Gao Ren lived in Lao's skull
>Suddenly dawned on me one day the Lao's skull it was living is in is far larger than the Lao's we fight
MISTER MONSTER-
THIS IS FOR MY FELLOW HUNTAZ
Solo lao is fun with valor gunlance. Granted, it's probably not so easy with rank appropriate gear.
The strongest monster
Don't you mean, gogs every other siege monster in existence?
This mother fucker mogs 99% of elder dragons and can probably do serious damage even to shit like Alatreon and Fatalis
>Mogs every monster in existance
Meme monster desu it's essentially a God