>leak comes out saying that Fable has been downscaled due to engine troubles and lack of rpg expertise and that it might be a long way off from release >now senior producer basically confirms that through her defensive cope
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER BEING A WOMAN YOU RACISTS
Jason Howard
Why is it so fucking hard to just make a simple good fucking fable game?? Goddamn, dudes, seriously...
Jayden Mitchell
>that one guy replying to every reply and white knighting There's always one.
Andrew White
>Getting hyped for a Fable game of all things Only the first one was good
Julian Bell
>Goddamn, dudes, seriously >dudes >working in game companies It's all soys and vaginas now.
Justin Allen
>that image Someone post the pasta
Cooper Hall
It's embarrassing how many games have been "announced" years ago with nothing to show. E3 has slowly become the poster-child of this type of marketing. Honestly? I think this practice is shit. Tricking fans and investors into a very, very long and incomplete promise is extremely scummy. There should be a rule that you can't announce a game until it is nearly completed.
Evan Gray
Xbox has no games
Nicholas Thompson
Imagine being a magical creature capable of human thought, probably lived decades upon decades despite still retaining its youth..
one moment enjoying a newly bloomed flower's scent, and the next moment being squeezed into a noxious tight slime filled space, being sealed inside completely in darkness, every movement restricted, the crunching sound of carapaces from other things also packed away in this heated space with you.
and the creature that took you doesn't even know what it just did.
Its much more clear now why Microsoft absolutely needed to buy all those other gamedevs.
Austin Reed
Goddamn fuck, where the hell do they hire these retards from? Are they constantly hiring fresh graduates just to save some money that's later lost because those chucklefucks are too inept to develop a game in a timely manner?
Nathan Gray
FUCK GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GROUNDBREAKING GAME!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING SHIT!!!! I DONT WANT GAMES THAT FEEL LIKE PS4 GAMES ON HIGH SETTINGS I WANT SOMETHING NEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan James
when is microsoft gonna learn that just throwing money at studios doesn't mean development will go well
Nathan Smith
It's an infestation, how many of these people there are.
Dominic Peterson
When is this fad going to end? Enough is enough, ffs.
Samuel Hill
Shit devs always blame the engine for retarded stuff like not being able to do ladders
Jack Allen
Holy shit that arm hair
Chase Davis
Fable was announced in 2001 and came out in 2004. Say what you want about Molyneux at least he actually made a game.
Ryder Cox
A few more expensive embarrassments to go.
Jose Cox
Guess "scoping" is going to be this years "gameplay loop" whenever someone criticizes diversity hires for not being able to do something.
Jacob Green
It's for all the stock inverstors, they announce games years into the future for their sakes. They do it, so they can show all the investors at the yearly stock meeting that they are, in fact, actually doing something and not just sitting at the office twiddling their thumbs and wasting company money being useless freeloaders.
Liam Baker
I thought it was "UI/UX". Or I guess that was what western devs were using to seethe at Elden Ring outselling their shitty Ubishit clone.
Jaxson Torres
Aren't pajeets developing this game?
Cooper Thompson
Wtf? Who says these creatures have to live just like us, just because they look like tiny humans?? Maybe they are like all the other little critters, they grow up and live and die in the time-span of a single month or two? Also, a fairy getting chomped down by a big fat slimy toad is just fucking lulz, either way you slice it.
Gavin Lewis
Someone post the copypasta
Lucas Bell
>promise too much and have to downgrade the product >somehow this is consumer's fault for complaining the jews have won
Why is no one talking about that jew company, whatever it's called, blackrock was it? That fink kike, wasn't that what he was called? Isn't he one of the primary guys making all the big corpo scum hiring all these trannies that delay all your favorite games?
Samuel Wright
Oh fine I'll do it.
NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING FROG ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW YEARS IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Holy shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fairy life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fairy life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.
Microsoft...they GET me!!!!
Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK
NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
Austin Edwards
Slowly but surely this is happening. Florida's anti-grooming school bill has been one hell of a snowball effect.
Easton Taylor
Bit of a problem with the work ethic at this studio, I reckon. A bit of a huge fucking problem.
Nicholas Sanders
>Fable was never good
Yeah I said it.
Xavier Smith
I read they downgraded flight simulator.
Christopher Parker
How long before the Xbox trannies crawl in to cope
Hunter Harris
WHY IS THE SENIOR PRODUCER A WOMAN? Microsoft...i've been patient with you but come the fuck on and instead of blowing another 80 billion on another Bethesda just look at their studio, a smallish humble studio of white nerds. Yes, a novel concept
Christian Bennett
It really only ever was just alright at best. I never got my one friend's obsession with it. They range from "less than average" to "average but with decent presentation".
Chase Nelson
>own practically half the fucking western game industry >only release 6 games a year, most of which suck ass