What's your favorite position to cuddle with your GF?

Yeah, a bullet to the head will rid you of your affliction.

>tfw no girlfriend to cuddle with

Incelbros...

like clockwork

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I've never even hugged or kissed a woman that wasn't my mom

No, she is definitely best girl.

I don't think that works to get to Gensokyo.

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I typically sleep while spooning with my daki. I guess that's what it's for?

Regular fucking cures autism from a young woman.

BUILT FOR BIG CHINESE COCK

A bullet to the head will in fact not cure autism, it will simply kill you.

Don't know, can't cuddle with 2D (yet).
Dakimakura do not count.

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i want a gf so bad bros.

Imagine if that was a dog instead

hahaha...

I did the clasdic a lot at first but i dont lay on my back and that becomes uncomfy when sleeping. Now i just turn my back to my wife

I miss to Love Ru so much.

normalfags are generally stupid and not funny
have you ever watched a popular comedy movie? not a single joke is funny but people still eat that shit up

post your hibbie jibbies and 5 seconds webms on your containment board

That will have to wait until I can get to Gensokyo and only after marriage.

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Why would i waste my time and money on a fucking women when i can just pay a whore.

What's the difference?

I don't post on other boards and I hate generals.

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Unless that whore is a man you're still wasting time and money on a woman.

That's a man

random blank korean surgery face, nothing to see there, SOVLLES

She is a very girly girl.

Korea is the only place you can actually see Seoul.

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Why? Literally what would that do for you?

Me too, I miss my wife Lala

TFW NO GF

Sorry i only like cunny.

Cradle

>...
do u ever sleep

I haven't had sex in like 2 years and I don't even miss it. It's the cuddling and kissing that I miss. Why is this

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I'll never understand the mental illness that drives incel weebs to post bugwomen on every unrelated topic/post. I like guitars, do you see me posting guitars on every post? no, because it's not relevant if not disturbing/signaling to others that I have a problem.
Why do you want us to know about your yellow fever?
> inb4 "its cute", while i despise the word, many things are cute, but there is no need to post them on an unrelated board

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Of course, do you?

What kind of video game discussion am I disturbing in this quality thread?

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why are they like this?

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VIDEO GAMES

You want connection instead of just cooming. You can coom by yourself.
They are mentally ill, you can't understand them.

you can jerk off by yourself
but you cannot emulate intimacy and affection by yourself

huh?

Holy shit that legs and that ass, what a lucky guy.

they think being a coomer is a personality trait

I don't masturbate to her.

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Male sexuality. It's why so many guy groups have fallen apart once a woman was introduced, they just can't help themselves.

I sometimes hug my pillow and pretend its a girl.

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Asian woman are built for Fat bastards with mustard cocks

Does she speak English

I would unironically fuck both of them.

aidsfag

Not really, I remember they had to do a lot of retakes when they were recording K/DA Ahri to get the pronunciation right.

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what the fuck is a mustard cock

this mf a certified ketchup cock rumao

what the fuck is a ketchup cock

mfers wishing to be mustard cocks

Asian men are objectively ugly as shit

5-6 years here feelsbadman but whatever. Legitimately have better things to worry about.... but still