Why are Metroid games so good?

Why are Metroid games so good?

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Literally built for Germanic men

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black lives matter

blacks

I play Metroid games to explore cool Alien habitats
I wish they'd make Samus a robot so all the secondary coomers would fuck off

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Why doesn't she ever wear proper clothes?

Kek wtf is up with her ass

Built for BBC seed

The armor has notoriously poor thermal regulation and she constantly gets sent into areas full of lava.

gosh i wish my ass were that fat

what would you do with it if it was?

based

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shit

I want to marry Samus

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do this

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Ass

she would make the perfect hotwife...

GIWTWM

How do I get a girl to do this to me

get me when my ass becomes that fat

*sneed

Where is it

GIWMAWTF~

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GIWTAAWTF

pumping

Post ass