Why are Metroid game so good?

Why are Metroid game so good?

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uhhhhhh

A BIG BLACK COCK, STEVE!

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why is your micropenis so small

>"Where am I? Did Mr. Weyland drug me or something. Oh my God! What is this place?! Wait, WHAT THE HELL IS THA-"
>[glug] [glug] [glug] [glug]

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>only posting the version with the improved face
This artist doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt. The original's face is dog asshole hideous.

Literally nothing

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>"The greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy reduced to little more than a breeding sow for a Facehugger. You've done it again, Karl Weyland."
>"Oh, her vagina's lubricated. Fascinating. Also sad, considering she is really won't enjoy the birthing process for our ultimate Xenomorph."

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should I replay super metroid today Any Forumsros?

They're fun

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would it kill you fags to make just 1 on-mode samus thread?

I will announce my sage and report of your shitty thread now.

Built for BGTFC (Big Gender Transformation Futa Cock)

Yes

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These are not Metroid threads user.

>"I'm here, Mr. Weyland! So, you were gonna pay me handsomely to help with your little Xenomorph problem, right? Well, point me to the Xeno-HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FU-"
>[glug] [glug] [glug] [glug]

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Of course they are

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Stop being such a fag. Here's your reply.

GODIWISHMYASSWERETHATFAT

bro your fetish is dangerously out of character.

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Gender transformation

That's on model just with a fatter ass and that's fine. Can't stand the ugly OP shit that doesn't look like her in the face.

100% it bro