Start up new Pokemon game

>Start up new Pokemon game
>You are given a Rattata as your starter
>After exploring the world, you are able to find a Unown and add it to your team
>Next Pokemon you find is Chewtle, following that you get Garbador
>Every trainer battle has you fighting things like Charizard, Sylveon, Scyther, etc.
>You can only get Charizard, Sylveon, and Scyther by spending real money
This is what gacha games are bad and you all should feel bad for supporting them.

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that's one fly lookin' snorlax

Wow.
Snorlax really pulls that look off.

Pair of jeans that fit just right. Cold beer on a Friday night. A little bit of torchic fried.

>Start up new Pokemon game
>You are given a Rattata as your starter
>After exploring the world, you are able to find a Unown and add it to your team
>Next Pokemon you find is Chewtle, following that you get Garbador
Why yes this is how I play pokemon

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>Start up new Pokemon game
>You are given a Rattata as your starter
this but unironically. starters as a concept are overrated. just give the player a shitmon and tell them to catch something better
didn't read any further

howdy pardner

Thats just the average "epic hardcore ROM hack"

what up thread frens, I think pokemon randomizers are shit and pokemon is for OCD laden furries.

he chillin

kek

Rattata is actually the starter of Pokémon Rumble.

This just sounds like some shitty ass Rom Hack made by some cringe faggot. Because he hates le popular Pokemon like muh Charizard.

What the fuck is a chewtle

The point is that this is how gacha games play. The game is beatable with your team of Rattatas and Pidgeys but all the cool things are locked behind real money lootboxes

Did you know?
Snolax was jewish

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What the snorlax doin.

>poketards forgot they spend millions of dollars on Unite and Pokemon Master Sex, both have gatchapon

he does look pretty swaggy

Pokémon games would unironically be better like that
You can love any Pokémon, what matters most is the adventure you have with them.
If that Pokémon got you through a tough battle by the skin of its teeth, it doesn't matter if it's a Jolteon, a Vanilluxe, an Aromatisse, a Blastoise or a Magcargo, what matters is that it just did that, you'll learn to love it for that.
But of course, most Pokémon aren't given the opportunity to do that, nor is the brain damaged community that is the Pokémon community interested or curious enough to go beyond muh free gift mons

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shalom pardner

That's literally what Any Forums would do if they were put in charge of a Pokemon game.