If Samus is so popular, why do her games sell so poorly?
If Samus is so popular, why do her games sell so poorly?
Hunter Davis
Carter Watson
Please no. I just woke up. I wanna talk about videogames instead of gooning for 4 hours. Don't make me relapse.
David Cruz
Sex
Lucas Cook
This picture is a cuck psyop edit. Look at the earring.
Ayden King
if i filter the MD5 of this edit, will it filter the original not-blacked version? i dont want that
Luke Morris
No idea, her last game flopped for some reason.
Joseph Moore
miss aran is a fucking slut
Logan White
try not being a snowflake, it works even better
Charles Lewis
You must have accidentally saved a poorly edited version, here is the original, no need to thank me.
Carter Hernandez
She’s only popular in incel shitholes like Any Forums.
If you’re a Samus fan, you will never fuck anything higher than a 4/10.
People with healthy lives prefer characters with more substance instead of waifu pandering.
Grayson Bailey
Jack Jackson
Dread is one of the best selling Metroids. It’s a very niche series and always has been. That coupled with its dormant state since Other M it’s not hard to see why
Adrian Walker
Because she doesn't have any H-games
Benjamin Reyes
based
Ian Robinson
I would like to remind everyone that Samus is 6'3". Canonically.
>satan_guide_my_cock.png
Angel Ortiz
true
everyone wants to see her getting fucked
Michael Powell
You have a 3 inch penis.
Cameron Howard
>3M
>Poorly
No. And your little monkey brain need to understand that Samus is for aliens and aliens only.
Angel Powell
>wanting to see the original, normal version of an image rather than the edit that only appeals to people with an extremely specific fetish makes you a snowflake
Retarded ERP fag.
Levi Walker
in the photo he posted it looked more like 2 to be honest
Anthony Howard
yes. look up the waterfall effect in cryptography. the checksum will basically be completely different
Tyler Price
This is an awful model and I don't know why people keep using it.
Jason Lopez
Based, user. I didn't even notice that OP is a cuckold faggot obsessed with his nigger golems.
Liam Ramirez
Dread sold better than Bloodborne
Then again, Dread is Raven Beak's game
Angel Myers
Whatever the case it is several times smaller than the average male's penis size.
Can you imagine how humiliating it would be to go through life knowing you have a fraction of a dick?
Bentley Garcia
I wish I could suck off all no fappers so that they would live with the forever knowledge that they either have to fap or have a man show up and suck their dicks.
Lincoln Cruz
its fucking hot
Brandon Jenkins
bait
Sebastian Cook
misread your question, meant to say no instead of yes
Cameron Gomez
Whitebros.... look at her earring.... we lost.....
Owen Ramirez
It's called the Avalanche Effect, not Waterfall Effect
Jaxon Perez
Based as always, keep up the good work.
Ethan Cooper
This Samus wants something big and juicy.
Kevin Ward
Dread has sold nearly as well as Hollow Knight despite being limited to one platform
John Turner
This will only confuse the coomer and make him hornier.
Charles Hill
We already know about your cringeworthy edit, Joshua. We are neither impressed nor offended by it, we just think you're a faggot.