How did this stunted autismo get laid while the suave Dante can't?
How did this stunted autismo get laid while the suave Dante can't?
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Sebastian Sanders
That's a good question.
Hudson Taylor
He was motivated while Dante is a lazy ass.
Mason Carter
I guess ladies in the DMC world like self confident turbo autist
Joshua Lopez
>Dante
>suave
lmfao
Connor Bailey
Because you've fallen for overused shitty reddit memes.
Virgin Dante was funny for about 2 weeks at most. Not the fucking decade plus of it being spammed.
Asher Phillips
You have no proof that Dante ever got any.
Luke Morales
You have the stunted autismo and the suave one flipped buddy.
Colton Bell
He could certainly be getting Patty if he could stomach being in her party.
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Jace Turner
Yeah OK BUDDYgil
Adrian Kelly
Dante and Vergil deal with their depression in different ways.
Dante pushes everyone and everything away because he believes he ruins everything he touches.
Vergil wants desperately to be loved so he fucks and dumps semi regularly. For all we know there are more kids out there.
Austin Lopez
I'm sure it would be quite easy to get laid in a town that worshipped your father as God.
Luis Ward
In the Canon anime we see that women fucking fawn over Dante, its just that Dante doesnt give a shit
It is implied that he and Lady are using his debt as an autistic way of keeping in touch with each other because they're the only people who actually like each other, but nothing romantic is actually implied
Grayson Kelly
>Patty calls the literal SECOND his power comes back on
kek
Colton Lewis
>"I am the elder son of Spar-"
>Everyone laughs because you're basically calling yourself Jesus as a pick up line
Gabriel Brooks
We'll have the entire Koopa gang with his 7 kids in the next game
Nathan Gonzalez
Because Vergil is the stoic and aloof type. That gets some women crazy. Dante meanwhile, tries to keep everyone at a distance while being cheery and laughing it up but deep down hurts. He also has a lot of baggage and cries about his mommy well into his adult years.
Nolan Sanchez
A major piece of DMC5 was Vergil crying about his mommy, bro.
Brayden Nguyen
Unironically want this
Nero always wanted a big family. His bitch better be in the next game too and not just a phone
Isaac Myers
Julian Taylor
No, Dante literally hooks up with women and cries about his mommy afterwards. Its in the books. The bit in 5 is just V nearing the end and seeing a woman that looks like Eva who he hasn't seen before.