Why is the Moon Landing a living character in Touhou? Why is the ruler of Hell (who is actually three people...

Why is the Moon Landing a living character in Touhou? Why is the ruler of Hell (who is actually three people, all of them being herself) her mom?
These 2hoos are confusing.

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Earth lost to mooncock.

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Man, I want to FUCK Clownpiss.

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She wears the flag colors to remind the stuffy, purity-obsessed immortal rabbits on the moon that their sanctity was defiled by superior American chads, and that no matter how hard they dickride the Buddha, they will never achieve true purity

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Americans were canonically genocided tho.

>moonigger apologist
>talking out of his ass
Every time. Moon lost, get over it. They couldn't even touch the American flag for 50+ years after it was planted. Armstrong and Aldrin died of old age, but their seed lives on in the wombs of countless moon rabbits. An eternal reminder of humanity's great victory.

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Maybe read SSiB next time, foreskin loser.

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Doesn't matter so much, the rabbits aren't untouchable

I miss Clownpiece.

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I can't believe Hecatia reincarnated all of America into one fairy.

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