Japanese game weapons have no sense

Japanese game weapons have no sense.

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you literally posted the dragonslayer

Name one western weapon as iconic as the most well-known japanese vidya weapons.

Excalibur

Energy Sword

japanese weapons are only iconic because they look stupid as fuck

Meanwhile the west parades niggers and strong independent womyn as realistic protagonists.

west is more like a tiny steel straight sword

Japanese weapons have no sense

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lightsabers

Lightsabers

No japanese weapon comparares to the lightsaber

Crowbar

Should've clarified. Anything not originally from a video game doesn't count.
I'll allow this one but it's not the boring shit in OP

master sword?

>the boring shit in OP
What are you talking about? The sword labeled as "West" in the OP is clearly a Japanese design. That's the whole bait of the thread.

neckbeard energy
>uhm urghhh nooooo u cant refute this
>ummmmm it doesnt count okay
get a life you weeb loser

West might depict/use better weapons, if you like it down to earth, and somewhat reasonable and sane (objectively the better choice). But. BUT! Japs have the better synchronous dancers and moves. Cool shit like just drawing the sword/katana, and the screen turns red, sword/katana back into hilt. CLING. And many more such cases. The west simply isn't half as cool with its moves and shit. They can have 144fps 3d renderings top shadings and great models and all. The 3 fps jap slideshow is still going to be so much better.

Not my fault you fags can't into context.

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>onions wars dweeb trying to talk down to anyone
top heh

>video game doesn't count.
you're being a little bitch right now.

pic rel
sticky grenades
BFG

just to name a few

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now switch around the letters

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>THOUSANDO TAIMUSO FORUDEDDO STEEEEERRR KATANA
vs.
>A Claymore i guess
guess whod win tho

That's Korean, and it's a ritual implement, not a weapon.

Portal Gun

Heh

>not my fault i am retarded

>why is there unrealistic things in fantasy?

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>wast
>jep
uh i broke it

no u

Nonsensical Japanese RPG weapons often make some sense. Nonsensical Western RPG weapons are legitimate retardation 99% of the time.

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Blade Cuisinart (Wizardry)
The Japanese wizardry ports completely missed the joke and created lore treating this thing like Excalibur.

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this
the autistic push for things to be 'realistic' has done irreparable harm to western fantasy genre.

>NOOO THAT SWORD IS UNREALISTIC IS HAS TO BE SMALL
>NOOOO THAT DRAGON IS UNREALISTIC IS HAS TO HAVE FOUR LIMBS
>NOOOO THAT MAGIC IS UNREALISTIC WE NEED A BULLSHIT PSEUDOSCIENCE EXPLENATION FOR WHY IT EXISTS
>NOOOO THAT WOMAN IS UNREALISTIC SHE NEEDS TO BE DUMPIER AND WEAR MORE CLOTHING

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not him but
i think there are far bigger things preying on western fantasy

For me, it's huge-ass scissor blades.

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