That's right faggots. It one of these threads. The first 1, 5, 9, or repeating 0s will decide any choice we're faced with.
First off, what's the name of our company?
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EA
EA
Smugma Slime Studio
EA
based
We are SSS. What's the name of our aspiring dev to be? Also any preference for what they look like.
Smugma balls
Phil Fish
Alright, what kind of game is going to put Mr. Balls on the map?
>ESL cannot spell Smegma
an indian named Chavez
text adventure, 600kb is too much image for me to handle
>no porn category
Useless.
Evolution
Is this the mobile version?
Life game
Sports
Evolution
Life game
Life
Alright, and now which Genre?
Action
Action and call it Abortion Quest
Strategy
Sim
Simulation
Simulation.
Cool. Which platform are we pushing this thing onto?
G64
PC
G64. It will last long into the future, fuck pc
Fuck piss sea go G64
Life Strategy game on the Gommodore64.
What are we calling it?
Game #2
Beat Life
The Game
oh boy i bet our third or fourth game is a HUGE hit and gives us enough to buy an office in this totally not scripted simulation game
the kairosoft game is better
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