Kojima's game flopped so hard he's literally working as a wagie now!

based and humblepilled

hed name litterlly means idea guy in japanse lol

What the fuck has this shit studio been doing for two years?

Death Stranding 2 as wagey sim... wagey wagey get into your cagey...

Even Gaben is working as a delivery man:

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Probably the Director's Cut. But we know they've been working on DS2.

He's making a game where you have a bad flashlight and are trying to stock boxes during a power outage in the right areas. For America

My steam deck is travelling still from netherlands. Goddammit why did they took 3 days to ship it out. Ita friday aaaaggh

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The mask can't cover his onions

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kojima is trash and anyone that worships him is a low IQ cuckold

pyro did it better

Kideo Nojima...

What is Surfer Boy Pizza?

>rich people are so bored they cosplay as workers for fun
Weird world

what did kojimbo mean by this?

Who should we worship instead? You?

ngl, this gas station near me had a instore pizza place and it was fucking awesome. more collabs like that should happen.

someone wrote
>send your cutest delivery boy
in the order's special instructions

>low IQ cuckold can't imagine life without worshipping at the feet of an eceleb
lol

a pizza shop in Stranger Things

Yeah i'm thinking he's back.

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Oh. That is far less cool than if he was just dressing up for some local place he liked.

hes literally teasing his next silent hill game in this picture and you still dont get it
at least theres some people who pay attention

all I want in a death stranding sequel is for them to expand upon the technology. directors cut added go karting, now we need jets.

>hes literally teasing his next silent hill game in this picture and you still dont get it
>hes shilling stranger things
>i-it's s-silent hill i swear guys please believe me
lol

Are you being tsundere with me, bucko?

brainlet surface level interpretation, im not surprised
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>when you're maxed out so you start doing challenge runs

So sad...

>He’s supposed to be 60
How did Jimbo age so well?

When are we getting a bond type spy movie made by Kojima with Norman as protag, joostein as the bond girl and mads as the bad guy?

This. Except replace Norman with Sam Lake.

lol keep trying
strangerthings.fandom.com/wiki/Surfer_Boy_Pizza

that's hideo, not kojima