>Go to a orphanage
>Do papershit
>Now you have a daughter to play videogames games with
>YOU WILL NEVER PLAY GAMES ALONE AGAIN!
It's that easy
Go to a orphanage
I'm pretty sure they will check you before allowing you to adopt someone
she will have shit taste and never reach your skill level for 1v1
>Reddit x Family
Go back
Check what?
Im In good health
I don't think that anybody on Any Forums is cleared for adoption. Still, some people on Any Forums are parents. I saw one post where this guy was playing this German underage porn game whilst the leg of a little girl was in the picture. Any Forums is plagued by pedophiles.
>Do papershit
99% of Any Forums will never make it past this
Well most people don't have suspicious backgrounds that would prevent them from adopting a kid. Do you have a criminal history user?
I will never be able to be a good parent. And I never will be a parent. I'm worthless
>Not teaching her and then see how she beats the shit out of the anons and then beats them in videogames too
>reddit x family
go back
>Go to a orphanage
>Do papershit
>Now you have a wife
Single males are not allowed to adopt girls
>Go to a gay bar
>Get fucked in the ass
>Now you have a daddy to play videogames games with
>YOU WILL NEVER PLAY GAMES ALONE AGAIN!
It's that easy
Can you stop being a little bitch?
The true enemy of any non npc, the bureaucracy
Don't be so rough on you user, it's on your genes you can be a good parent
>wanting to have a family is Reddit
BASED KINO
Why not?
just be gay
>pay surrogate in 3rd world shithole
>bring daughter back home
>???
>profit
Unironically, see