Go to a orphanage

>Go to a orphanage
>Do papershit
>Now you have a daughter to play videogames games with
>YOU WILL NEVER PLAY GAMES ALONE AGAIN!
It's that easy

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I'm pretty sure they will check you before allowing you to adopt someone

she will have shit taste and never reach your skill level for 1v1

>Reddit x Family
Go back

Check what?
Im In good health

I don't think that anybody on Any Forums is cleared for adoption. Still, some people on Any Forums are parents. I saw one post where this guy was playing this German underage porn game whilst the leg of a little girl was in the picture. Any Forums is plagued by pedophiles.

>Do papershit
99% of Any Forums will never make it past this

Well most people don't have suspicious backgrounds that would prevent them from adopting a kid. Do you have a criminal history user?

I will never be able to be a good parent. And I never will be a parent. I'm worthless

>Not teaching her and then see how she beats the shit out of the anons and then beats them in videogames too

>reddit x family
go back

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>Go to a orphanage
>Do papershit
>Now you have a wife

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Single males are not allowed to adopt girls

>Go to a gay bar
>Get fucked in the ass
>Now you have a daddy to play videogames games with
>YOU WILL NEVER PLAY GAMES ALONE AGAIN!
It's that easy

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Can you stop being a little bitch?

The true enemy of any non npc, the bureaucracy
Don't be so rough on you user, it's on your genes you can be a good parent

>wanting to have a family is Reddit

BASED KINO

Why not?

just be gay

>pay surrogate in 3rd world shithole
>bring daughter back home
>???
>profit

Unironically, see