ITT: retarded things you did as a kid playing vidya

>get guitar hero 3 bundle for ps2
>only ever played the songs that were unlocked from the start in quickplay
>never unlocked more in career mode

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catposters are the niggers of Any Forums

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i thought trannies were the niggers of Any Forums
and women
and jews
and americans
and actual africans
and latin americans
and south europeans
and arabs
and koreans
and russians
and sweden
and poles
and romanians
and serbians for sure
and french
and bongs
and australian abbos
bill gates and soros for sure
and the UN..

>played gh3
>never unlocked the bonus songs

I used to hold my N64 controller like this. My thumb hurt a lot

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wait, flip it

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>ps2
>kid

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there are people posting on this board right now whose first console was a 360, ps3, or wii

you could have gotten a ps4 when it came out in the third grade and be posting on Any Forums right now.

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>Playing on a TBC private server
>Instant 70
>Hang out with some female night elf for weeks and have the comfiest time just roleplaying as a couple
>They give me their login details for some reason because they trust me
>Big brother stumbles upon what I'm upto with this person and convinces me it's some creep trying to groom me or something
>Pressures me into logging in and deleting all their characters
>Do so because I'm sorta embarrassed and don't want him telling my parents
>They never created another character again and never got in touch with me
>Will never know what happened to them
>Feel bad any time I think about it even though I know my brother, being 7 years older was the one responsible

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Tilted the NES remote to make the character run faster (it worked, fight me).

Nigger I'm almost 30 years old and I had a ps2 when I was a kid

>playing morrowind as a kid
>get told to get some dongle from a cave
>go downstairs thru the cave
>get two swords that paralyze, switch between them so they can recharge
>stunlock everything to death
>never find dongle, go explore the rest of the game
>never finish the main story
>play morrowind as an adult
>dongle was upstairs in the cave right at the start

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he was right.

There was nothing wrong with me roleplaying with someone on an MMORPG user. It was retarded of me to fall to peer pressure. But I was a kid and he was the older one.

Your brother did the right thing.
>you were a kid and RPing as a couple with a stranger on the internet
100% being groomed.

>be 10yo
>Christmas
>I got a GameBoy Color, Pokemon Silver, and Super Mario Bros for GBC
>Heard about pokemon from school it was really popular so I tried it first
>didn't know the pink square thing was the rug and the door was there
>just walked around the house and talked to mom for like an hour trying to figure out what makes the game so damn fun
>give up and play super mario bros instead
>few days later I try it again and walk out the front door by pure accident

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>pretend to be a girl in RuneScape circa 2006
I had max gear with zero effort

go to sleep, grandpa

I felt guilty doing that, and I felt like a gay man too.

Now, at 29yo, all my MMO toons are bimbo females

Back in San Andreas, I would realistically drive an 18-wheeler and be very careful with the tank. I would drive all in the country to far off places and imagine I was an assassin. I specifically remember an area where it's long dirt roads that leads to a single, small house. I parked my tanker there right in front of the fucking house, climbed on the roof above the door and waited an actual 10 minutes before someone stepped outside and I assassinated him with a shotgun at point blank from above.

Honestly, I did that when I last played the game in 2019. Worked fucking wonders, I was swimming in ez gp and loot, had at least 4 different people who would drop what they were doing to help me if I asked for it.

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The ps3, wii, are nearly 16 years old while the 360 is nearly 17.

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The N64 came out 64 years ago.

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video games were invented over 100 years ago

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First game console was the Sega Genesis with Sonic 2 bundled in.

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had some really rare valentine flower item on maplestory and gave it to some "girl" and they disappeared

First game console was the Atari 2600

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>tfw you discover Hammurabi was a Tendie

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I wrote to nintendo back during the nes days, and gave them some shitty idea for game design. I got a nice, probably form written, letter back from them, thanking and encouraging me.

I used to run around half naked with a claymore and god mode on killing anyone that had cool loot.