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ok but only if it's to hold hands on the toilet because Im afraid of falling in

engineered for shota cock

>Walk by girl
>She gives me the same scared look all girls give me
Ahhh it's going to be one of those nights...*boots up PC*

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>tfw born too earl

I love Calli.

being tall/large

how the fuck are you born too tea?

>store doesn't accept credit/debit
>no atm inside

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me on the left

feels good to be american

Real calli is fat and short lole

she wishes she looked like that. literal wine aunt

Is that where I'm supposed to poop in? Who stole the toilet, anyways?

CAN I GET UHHH 37 CANS OF BANG
DOMOU ARIGATOU MY MAN

GOD BLESS THE ALLEGIANCE FLAG

FUCKING KEK

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Embrace it. I get a thrill out of following those girls around. The best was when I walked behind her for several blocks at night and she kept looking back at me. She would speed up, so would I. It kept escalating to when she started to run, and I ran too. It was the hardest laugh I ever had. I was literally keeled over on a sidewalk, crying.

Don't mind me, just pirating this lottery ticket.

I love root beer

CHING CHONG DING DONG CREDIITO CAADDO?

Sounds like a great if somewhat dangerous way to pass time.

I SAID I WANTED A COPY OF MINECRAFT FOR THE WII
GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL FILL YOU DICKHOLE WITH DOG SHIT

What's the matter?
Not man enough to climb that mountain?

Dude I knew in highschool did this all the time. Class of '11 or just another undocumented symptom of autism?

But i wanna dom the fuck out of fat bitches

i dont want weak wimpy sons so i must breed with an amazoness

>Spaghetti all over the floor.

No you're supposed to put your pp through it

im 6ft 3. It's virtually impossible for me to date someone taller than me.
the only pool of women who are taller than me are insanely athletic and usually only date athletic fit sports chads.
some days I wish I could've just been born a manlet.
my painfully mediocre dick would also have the advantage of looking much bigger on me if I was.

ricedick chinky chicom fucks

Based and redpilled creeperchad mentally scaring weak roasties by doing nothing

but then your pee pee gets all over the floor

>comment coworker's hairstyle
>she hasn't worn that hairstyle since

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One copy of To-to-toto-to... to... toto..ri... please... I have money...

I don't have to pee though, I have to shit.

Then put your ass up against it. It's not hard to understand how the wall-toilet works.