Manage to buy ps5 at retail

>manage to buy ps5 at retail
>get ps plus collection or whatever it’s called
>download some of the big name PS exclusives
>turn on game
>10 minute cutscene intro
>5 minutes of holding down left joystick
>5 minutes of extremely handholding tutorial
>2 minutes of gameplay
>5 minute cutscene
>5 minutes of holding down left joystick
>turn off game
>pick new game
>it’s the same thing
>pick new game
>it’s the same thing
Unironically, what am I supposed to play on this thing? I’m 30 years old, I do not have enough time to have 20 minutes of gameplay for every 2+ hours of cinematics and handholding.
I’m not baiting or shitposting here. Please give recs because I’m losing my mind.

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Elden Ring

>manage to buy ps5 at retail
no you didnt

You bought a console without checking to see if you'd be interested in any of the games. Nobody here is going to have any recs because there are maybe 3 total games with playing and it sounds like you're not going to like any of them

If you still can’t get a PS5, you aren’t trying

I skipped PS4 generation and figured there was no point in buying a PS4 in 2022 since PS5 can play PS4 games plus whatever new games come out. Seemed like the common sense choice at the time.

>>get ps plus collection or whatever it’s called
hahahahahaha you dont fool anyone xloser

With The Last of Us Part II I think I spent 90 minutes with it but actually only played it for like 15. The rest was just cutscenes. People who applaud that kind of gaming don't want video games, they just want movies that are slightly interactive. There's not even any agency or choice, not even the illusion of it. Pretentious crap.
Only reason PS5 is better than Xbox is because Xbox doesn't get a lot of the Nip shit.

Got any other questions, you braindead console warrior?

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>makes retarded decision without thinking first

Post your erect penis cumming.

You'd better not be fat.

damn bro those games r fucking gay dude honestly man dont post here ever again

Such a lying sack of shit. Post the game with playtime and trophies.

Ok, being completely honest with you here mate, rn PS5 doesn't really have many interesting games, I suppose the best option you have would be Elden Ring as other would say, but other than that... Well you'll have to wait for some interesting releases or play PS4 games.

lmfao sonyroach btfo'd

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play bloodborne it is actually good

>This passes as timestamp nowadays
Kill yourself, newfag.

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You hadn't extended the pic, isn't it?

OP the game you want is Vampire survivors

it is 3 dollars on steam and should run on any computer

congratulations on purchasing your paperweight

I don’t have an Xbox, GamePass, or even a gaming PC.
I’ve been playing emulators/retro games since PS3 ended. Why do you insist on being a console warrior so bad?

>get btfo'd
>"i-it doesn't count"
holy copium

>30 year old
>new fag
I’ve probably been here longer than you d been alive. And that’s not even something to be proud of.

>Waaaahhhhhh, my time is too precious to have cutscenes in games
>Better waste more time starting a new game instead of actually giving this one a chance
>Better waste even more time complaining on Any Forums
You clearly have time, just keep playing the game.

stick to pixel indie metroidvania survival games kid. You don't sound like you enjoy AAA games.

They're called movie games for a reason. If you want hentai games, you play PC. If you want to not own takes, you play Xbox. If you want to enjoy playing games, you play Nintendo or emulate Nintendo on a PC.
T. Own all of them

I kneel OP-sama...

Waiting on the screenshots, faggot. PS5 tells you exactly how long you've played a game hurry the fuck up

>Why do you insist on being a console warrior so bad?
Because snoys
Haven't you seen them sperging on every xbox tweet like this? literally
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Play God of War on the toughest difficulty

op, are you still able to get a refund? might as well go ahead and get it.

>snoys too dumb to look a few posts up
no surprise here