Why are the brown zeldas the best zeldas?

why are the brown zeldas the best zeldas?

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Because you're into bestiality

wrong

user is a... zoophile...

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>Zelda didn't look like this after getting possessed
by Ganondorf

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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MOMMY

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this
off-model shit

Because Link is white, and it's his burden.

Eww wtf? Brown skin is gross

i would cum in this whore so many times, bitch's grandkids would get preggo

So do all Gerudo become roided musclebeasts when they grow up? What if one just doesn't train and doesn't consume as much protein?

Link is canonically fishsexual

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I want to be Riju's chair

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no that's pretty much how they look, the Gerudo all have very prominent noses appropriate for their phenotype
It's not as apparent with Riju as with the adult Gerudo since she's supposed to be young and cute but it's there

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It hurts me to know that Riju will one day grow into an adult with the huge Gerudo schnoz. Adult Gerudo can look good, but young Riju mogs them all.

Truly a shame

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I want to be Riju's hair.

There are actually a small handful of cute Gerudo, but they're a rarity. Like that one jewelry store owner. Still tall as fuck but she's the smallest non-hag adult Gerudo in the game.