>he picks a useless lizard with wings and shit stats instead of a huge kaiju forest that singlehandedly destroys the game
He picks a useless lizard with wings and shit stats instead of a huge kaiju forest that singlehandedly destroys the game
For me it's the cyborg turtle
blastoise isn't a cyborg.
Bulbasaur best starter
Yeah, I do. What are you gonna do about it? Cry and piss your pants? Shit and cum maybe?
>guns fused with organic body
>not a cyborg
Imagine the smell of the flower though.
canonically, the pokedex says they have sweet aroma that makes angry people and pokemon to calm down, although it's based on a real life rafflesia, which has a smell of rotten corpses
hmm if only there was an actual rafflesia flower analogue in the game.
Bone canons
>not steel type
nope, not a cyborg
Dead rotting Jews in the First Real Holocaust in 2027??
Boys picked charmander.
Girls picked squirtle.
Fags picked bulbasaur.
I picked charmander because I had the red version.
explain this
>reptile
>amphibious reptile
>amphibian
not true, girls picked bulbasaur, everybody picked squirtle
If you’re a grown man, still playing gen 1, you just can’t use starters or legendaries if you want the game to be remotely difficult.
>kaiju forest
A what forest?
Also neither the fire, nor the grass starter had wings when you picked them, you tard. Fire and water were alpha male choices, grass was gay.
a kaiju you fucking retard
fire is literally made for gay furries like you, brainlet
What kind of tree is a kaiju tree, you stupid fuck?