He picks a useless lizard with wings and shit stats instead of a huge kaiju forest that singlehandedly destroys the game

>he picks a useless lizard with wings and shit stats instead of a huge kaiju forest that singlehandedly destroys the game

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For me it's the cyborg turtle

blastoise isn't a cyborg.

Bulbasaur best starter

Yeah, I do. What are you gonna do about it? Cry and piss your pants? Shit and cum maybe?

>guns fused with organic body
>not a cyborg

Imagine the smell of the flower though.

canonically, the pokedex says they have sweet aroma that makes angry people and pokemon to calm down, although it's based on a real life rafflesia, which has a smell of rotten corpses

hmm if only there was an actual rafflesia flower analogue in the game.

Bone canons

>not steel type
nope, not a cyborg

Dead rotting Jews in the First Real Holocaust in 2027??

Boys picked charmander.
Girls picked squirtle.
Fags picked bulbasaur.

I picked charmander because I had the red version.

explain this

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>reptile
>amphibious reptile
>amphibian

not true, girls picked bulbasaur, everybody picked squirtle

If you’re a grown man, still playing gen 1, you just can’t use starters or legendaries if you want the game to be remotely difficult.

>kaiju forest
A what forest?
Also neither the fire, nor the grass starter had wings when you picked them, you tard. Fire and water were alpha male choices, grass was gay.

a kaiju you fucking retard

fire is literally made for gay furries like you, brainlet

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What kind of tree is a kaiju tree, you stupid fuck?