SHIT WRITING

Who fucking wrote this? it's so cringe
every single mission is just about how "cool", and "badass" women are.
and all the jokes are 2013 era of hehe xd le random XD
why did they make bl 1 and bl 2 so good and fucking dropped the ball on this one so hard

Attached: BL3.jpg (2560x1440, 717.47K)

>why did they make bl 1 and bl 2 so good
you deserve a single (you) for this

It's not that 1 and 2 were good, it's that 3 was somehow even worse.

Bl1 is kinda ok ,but there's a whole mission in 2 about a man saying woman bad which ends with woman launching a missile strike into his house and killing him. There's other cringe shit like that fat bitch. I'm sure there's more ,but I blocked it out from memory

I wrote it. No , I am not sorry.

how much benadryl did you take before writing the dialogue?

you're fucking horrible at your job.
the writing is literally making me drop the game.

What possessed you to create this thing?

Attached: ava-full.jpg (1920x1080, 386.3K)

>playing borderlands for the writing

just ignore it play the game

boss said people liked tiny tina and told me to do it again
none
do I look like I care

yes, TINY tina, not granny tina

you ruined the franchise you colossal fucking faggot.

Anthony birth leaving killed the series
It's a shame too because the music in 3 is often fantastic

BL3 writers literally haven't played the previous games

Attached: 1628716453023.png (1920x1080, 2.22M)

Borderlands was never good

it is impossible to ruin franchises this day and age. The games just sell too much. BL3 was a huge success. Just like Dying Light 2. Proof that quality doesnt matter when your audience is retarded.

every introduction thing is either a joke on a guy cuz he's dumb or can't perform well in the sack, and every woman introduction is about how ruthless and/or badass they are.
shit gets played out by the 3rd character

only truthful statement in this thread, and a bitter blackpill to swallow, if your retarded paypig customers want to make a basedface and eat the shit you are shoveling, let em, cattle is for exploiting

It's your own fault for not muting the dialogue, but you'll still have to deal with shit like Rick and Morty fight.

i gave up on BL after 2, its so repetitive and boring

>it is impossible to ruin franchises this day and age
Tiny Tina Wonderlands says hello

its just a spinoff, literally doesnt matter. When BL4 comes out you can bet your ass all the braindead fanboys will buy it again.

>Character's called Tiny Tina
>She's all grown up now so her tina isn't tiny anymore
False advertising

>play a shit franchise
>surprise when its shit
???

I am a writer, not a character designer

You're a hack is what you are. Unironically bring Anthony Birch back, godamn.

This is literally not true at all. There are scores of male characters with "badass" intros
>wainwright
>katagawa
>literally every boss from Mouthpiece to Pain/Terror

>paying attention to dialogue in bl3
I bet you don't skip cutscenes in phone gachas either