Tfw gf

>tfw gf

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how

>tfw pretty girl i get to fuck without being in a relationship

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You just gotta go smooth

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Where can I meet professional models? I feel no attraction to normal women, even if they express interest?

you made it user, haha

does aerodynamics count?

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>tfw bf

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My brain cant get any smoother

>tfw no gf


>Be in my 30s
>Realize that men are now pretty free to do as they please for the most part as a single man
>Love being a man
>Look at the female psychological and physical makeup and would never ever want to be one

Why are you not taking advantage of the fact that we don't have to have kids,get married, or work dangerous jobs anymore? Get a hobby, can get good sleep or decent sleep, can go out places by yaself,etc.

I fucking love being a bachelor it's amazing and it only gets BETTER as you get older despite what you've heard since a young boy.

Feminism freed us.

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cringe
based

Become rich

based and cringe at the same time

Sure
Welcome to the club friend

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>tfw no one

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I'm fine with my sister thanks, I can talk my mind about anything and she would still love me

Wtf

Im actually going to kill myself because I'll never be liked by anyone. I would even settle for a guy at this point

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That's a relationship :)

>tfw no bf to dom with my penis when I beat him at video games

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Yeah, but you can't cuddle without it being weird

That's what they call an unhealthy relationship

>only have half sisters
>both are way older than me
>and I only see one (that I like the least) once every few months and the other I haven't seen for at least 8 years
I hate this gay earth

We do cuddle on the couch every now and then, it's wholesome

nice

Yeah, a relationship where I don't have to suffer from daily anxiety about her getting bored of me. If I don't get too attached I can't get hurt.

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See, I would actually kill myself because I like myself, not because of not having love from the outside. Even if I'd prefer to just lay down, stop eating, and let it come peacefully.

The problem is not killing yourself in my crazy esoteric book, it's why you would do it. And this, only you has the real answers.

about the thought of her* fuck

>Character in a video game says "I love you"
>Get a brimming warm feeling in my chest for a split second
>It almost immediatly fades away again

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yeh it's pretty cool

she likes to watch video games too

>stop eating
Sounds incredibly painful

No girlfriend, no money, no agency or motivation. But I sure do like these video games.

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I love you

context?

She likes to watch you user

From the quick research I did, apparently it's painful if you reintroduce food at some points, or water. There's papers about it on care places where old ill people chose to die by stopping to eat.

I would try myself and have some backup food in case I want to backtrack in my attempt. I think it's a more mind and animal way of ending it.

I want a dom bf and I could easily get one as a twink
but I shouldn't bother myself with distractions right now

I literally dropped a game over this once, didn’t play RF4 again for years and still never got married

BASED

Dante's Inferno

>we are sharing a board with cute skinny submissive little twinks

did that bitches head go through the wall?

What in the?! This guys gets a gf and I don't?!? This stinks...

I love you

That too

>finally get a girlfriend at 30
>it's too weird and I can't commit
>but still manage to ease it off smoothy into a friendship on good terms
It's just not for me