Obsessed with fire

>obsessed with fire
>literally named "pyro"
>has a weapon that buffs how he fights in water
i don't get it.

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>literally named soldier
>never served in armed forces
i don't get it.

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basically a 'fuck you' to anyone who tries to hide from him in water. And electricity also burns.

You forgot the best part:
>Forced to stay relevant through airblast, a mechanic that has nothing to do with fire and takes so much effort to balance that the actual fire of the primary will forever be an inconsistent meme.

>literally named The Heavy
>carries a 150 kilogram (330 lbs) minigun
>gets thrown like a ragdoll by the airblast of a flamethrower powered by a 20lb capactiy propane tank with a maximum pressure of 172 PSI

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>literally named demoman
>doesn't give his teammates free samples of video games

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>medic

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>DOC! C'MON MAN!
Name a better medic call

fuck that got me

>EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION

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Heavy and Demo's
>MEEEEEEEEEEDIC

>every non-medic class has voicelines for "follow me medic"
>except demo
THAT'S RAY CEEST

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>Literally named Sniper
>Doesn't kill Snipes

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Kek

i was actually trying to remember what the fuck was demo's specific med call lol

Many such cases

they should've just given him something like the scorch shot as an alt-fire so he'd at least have SOMETHING to do outside of flamethrower range.

>flamethrower+scorch shot+shotgun in one loadout
He'd literally be TFC pyro minus grenades and I'm all for that

DIS WAY DOC

>over here sawbones

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Better than being forced to exploit TF2's broken melee hitreg as the only way to not be a total joke of a class.

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TF2 is designed around mid to close range, with shit like speed, movement and flanking often being the difference between life and death. Pyro being weaker at longer ranges is how he is balanced.

>DOKTOR