Fart boss

Back of the knee, maybe?

that's a woman

>fart boss
>"let's brap this up quickly, I got an appointment with my gastroenterologist"

smell is a good way to estimate taste. Stick your finger up your ass, account for cleanliness, and you got your answer

That's a man

how could it be gay to want to fuck anything that belongs to a woman?

sniiiiiiiiiffffffffff

kek

no check her hands and arms. theres some fat there

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your moms a man

>asked an extremely hot girl out on a whim
>she instantly gave me her number
>wants to meet in a few days
uh what the fuck do I do
my video games didn't prepare me for this

My asshole is pretty hairy, do you wanna see it?

Just be yourself :)

what the fuck how? how did you invite a super hot girl out?

Keep doing this until it becomes easy. You might get it on the first go even, which does happen.

yes

you're about to get your kidneys harvested

God I love women's assholes so much bros... I just want to sniff, tongue, and fuck them all day long!

puffy butthole

>uh what the fuck do I do
Expect the worst, prepare for the best. The last two girls I asked out gave me their numbers and agreed to a date, but then never responded. Not saying that's going to happen to you, but it could.

posting in a blessed female anal thread

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keep faking it until you make it, King

Get coffee, talk to female. That's it. The trick is to sit there and listen to everything she says. She'll think you're a charming conversationalist even if you just go "uh-huh" to everything that comes out of her mouth.

assholes are so gross, men who like them are closet homos

Thanks for sharng

best advice ITT