I made this nearly a full decade ago

I made this nearly a full decade ago.

Does is still hold up, Any Forums?

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>more snoycope

>food analogy
>sony
>fine dining

The Sony one was never true.

Man, whoever unironically wrote that description for Nintendo games should really kms himself

i'll take the burger and fries with guns please

Why do you want to die user?

>sony
>pushing the boundaries
>only one Sony made game and its a 28 days later rip off that the Simpsons did better.

Heavy Rain certainly pushed the boundaries of how fucking awful a story could be and still get praise from Sony fanboys.

No, it's no longer relevant. It was made at a time when these companies used to be decent.

Nintendo
>Rushed games that have content intended for release added in the form of free updates before being dropped out of the sight, pretending that it never existed.
>Online is supar and mediocore at its best.
>Froths at anything that isn't made by them, and sends strikes at them in their fears that they'll be seen worse than their fans.
>Likely bribes reviewers to give Nintendo games good reviews.

Sony
>Markets their shit games with more budget allocated to advertising than actual development, even bribing reviewers to shill their games
>Their games are just movie games with shitty story that's on par with a D-grade capeshit movie running out of steam.
>Gameplay is either the most generic or mildly interesting with cool ideas that's butchered by being on the platform with barely any games.
>Barely supports their legacy IPs, no matter how much their fans ask for them.

Microsoft
>Tries to appeal everyone but yet at the same time they fail at appealing everyone due to their lackluster titles
>Gamepass isn't even interesting because you can't own the games anyways
>Barely has any oversight on their studios, to the point where you have companies like Mojang doing literally no work for months, only to shit out one tiny update for a single game each year.
>But yet at the same time they rush their studios to release something that is extremely underbaked with missing content.

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>10 year old snoy cope

no, sony and microsoft need to be empty to reflect them now

>pushing the boundaries of storytelling
>more cutscenes!

Sony one changed to drooling retard. MS hasn't changed. Nintendo should just be a retarded kid playing with colorful balloons or something.

Yes. Nothing has changed.

Imagine being a consolefag in 2022

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Nope
>Nintendo
Actual games, even if they are rehashed
>Sony
They went from movies to propaganda
>Microsoft
Games and rental services

>does this still hold up
nintendo: game-wise, yes, but they also have the shittiest online
sony: yes, but they're pushing it in the same direction hollywood is, aka the wrong direction
microsoft: for xbox, i'd say it's just shovelware now
pc is also far more relevant to the picture now

You didn't even get one of those right.

>>Likely bribes reviewers to give Nintendo games good reviews.
People still believe this?

>>You didn't even get one of those right.
>Doesn't even provide any points in why it's wrong

Ok fanboy.

The fanbase is a strong indicator of that. You already have the paid salesmen mingled in with the vocal fans.

>food analogies

>The fanbase is a strong indicator of that. You already have the paid salesmen mingled in with the vocal fans.
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound.

>Ok fanboy.
Fanboy of what user.
Say it if you know it.

Is there one for fanbases and gaming culture as a whole?

>They went from movies to propaganda
What does that even mean?

>Likely
So what you're saying is you have no proof, just a gut feeling?

This seems mostly correct, but
>>Likely bribes reviewers to give Nintendo games good reviews
Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft, they all do it.