Zoomer hate thread

Post things zoomers missed out on

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sex

i dont have that either

This pokeball toy had to be recalled cause american kids were choking on them, lmao what a country

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Properly developed brains not ruined by constant social media.

Pokemon fucking sucks so I'm glad I missed out on that shit.

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Gimmie all your shinies for my 1st ed machamp it's really rare broo

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Didn't this shit last 2 years?

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>missing out on consooming

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>Post things zoomers missed out on
Getting brain damage and low test like OP

Zoomies will NEVER experience pokemon at its peak, no matter how much they cry about genwunners or bitch about gen 2's "flaws". Meanwhile they slurp up literal dogshit like SwSh, which manages to be more dumbed down than a GB game.

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I doubt zoomers are missing out on being mindless consumers being manipulated by mega corporation promotional deal

>Zoomies will never experience pokemon as a 2/10 franchise instead of what it is now

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thats a lotta bawls

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He messed up on E8

>No one on Any Forums experienced Neopets
How?

Same reason why Kinder Surprise are illegal there, apparently kids would just put whole thing in mouth without opening it first to get the toy.

not vidya

is he retarded?

god I remember getting a like 5 minute ban for helping block that bridge

yeah one kid, retard lol

MY GENERATION GOOD YOUR GENERARION BAD. said the previous generation.

MY GENERATION GOOD YOUR GENERARION BAD. said the previous generation.

MY GENERATION GOOD YOUR GENERARION BAD. said the previous generation.

MY GENERATION GOOD YOUR GENERARION BAD. said the previous generation.

tfw boomer but never used that before, only pic and some other similar opener

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Arvid mazed me for doing that one time. Took me 2 days to get out.

Halo CE lan parties were the best.

Having your entire game on the disc/cart
Owning your purchases
Games with actual soul

Internet without normalfags

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this nigga too retarded to eat beans

I tried leaving something heavy on my keyboard and auto attacking a spawn while I went to school and when I got home the fucker put me in the wall in the maze. Basically a perma ban since I couldn't be on all the time to beg him to fucking un wall me

this is the way

*tfw third worlder

My generation has SOUL.
Your generation is SOULESS.

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No, it was literally every american kid, that ball killed more than cancer.

I always wonder how a toy recall is done. Do they track down everyone via receipts or do they just spread the word and hope the people who got it just return them?

>Getting brain damage and low test
They haven't missed out on that at all.

Just have it.

This except the previous generation was actually correct every single time.

Aren't the 90s count as a zoomer too?

memory card icons... holy soul.

>Get a cursed helmet
>Spend ages trying to break the curse so I can remove it
>Put on a different cursed helmet
Thank you EO

Info is posted in media with hope everyone that bought it will see it.

Retard

dumb esl

No, even the oldest zoomer has no recollection of the 20th century.

>tfw I find a gas station that still sells bawls but the clerks a dick and shady people hang around there so I wont ever go back

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zoomers were born in 1996-2008

But you have no recollection of what happened in 1922 either.

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lol no bawls

ok but this is vidya

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the translucent green gameboy pocket was peak nintendo SOVL and no one can convince me otherwise

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Weird, another thread said they started in 1993, and another in 1997, and another in 2001, and another in 1995, and...

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yeah im a BASED 30 year old boomer, not like those CRINGE zoomers, just like the reddit wojak memes i see on facebook all the time!

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if you don't remember 9/11 you're a zoomer. i have used this as a criteria for years and it has never failed me

It's almost like society is collapsing

midwit cope

whoever said 1993 is a complete retard.

Doesn't matter how much you cope, you'll never

>NOOOO you can't do this thing that everyone else has done for generations! you have to be nice to me!

So, a 1/10 franchise now?

Pokemon's gameplay was good in a vacuum considering what GB games were. Now it's on a platform that has a shitton of actually good JRPGs that completely and utterly mogs it.

>i have used this as a criteria for years and it has never failed me
Except when it's not about mutts. Nobody outside of Niggerland ever cared about the Jewsih Towers.

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cope and seethe you dirty foreigner