>Hey user let’s go and get some ice cream!
>Yeah I’ll also give you a hug if you pay for our ice cream ;)
>…
>What’s the matter user, busy?
>Videogames?
Hey user let’s go and get some ice cream!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AWOOGA AWOOGA
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
small tits >>> medium >>>>>>>>>>>>>> big
hello breasts :)
brutal mogging
how about you pay for your own ice cream you dumb bitch I am busy playing video games
Where the fuck do you even meet good looking women?
How old are they? (Please be teenagers)
>if you pay for our ice cream
Goodbye.
mathematically incorrect, educate yourself nigger
can u post the other 35 niggers please
If you were truly straight, you’d have an appreciation for all sizes within reason
true but she's still breastmogged
who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you get in my yard?
humana humana humana humana WELL HELLOOOOOOO NURSE
this but unironically and also me
>within reason
exactly. below D is just wrong
what am i looking at
>a hug
nah I'm too jewish for that
maybe I can accept a fug
Men should be forced to walk around in just dick bras so they can't avoid comparing penis size
>DOOD… THE JOKE IS THAT… GIRLS LIKE… DONT LIKE THE BOYS WHO DO THE VIDEO GAMES… AND LIKE… LIKING THE VIDYA GAMES MAKES YOU THE LOSER!!!!!!!!!
fuck off faggot
samefagging
when I was a teen watching True Detective I thought Daddario had big tits
now that I'm older, my taste for big tits has only grown
sadly, it's a curse, even my gf's E cups aren't enough any more and I have to go bigger
I know sadly my next gf with Gs or Hs will only contain my lust for so long and I'll have to go even bigger
I don't know where this journey ends, but I don't think it's with happiness
don't become a boobafiend like me bros
I beg you
mario if he real
Medium tits are best. Enough to squeeze, not big enough to sag and be veiny.
Small tits are pathetic.