hey guys what if mario stepped on a goombo but the gomba instead of getting flat and making a "bwoo-boop" sound it exploded into blood and bones and like a koopa nearby burst into tears and said "oh my god you killed him you fucking killed jerry" wouldnt that be hilarious
Hey guys what if mario stepped on a goombo but the gomba instead of getting flat and making a "bwoo-boop" sound it...
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What if mario did drugs and had sex
The sad part is that I can name about 10 outlets that did this same joke. It's surpassed only by the "DUDE WHAT IF MUSHROOMS WERE DRUGS" cliche.
XD that would be EPIC!!!
WHAD IF MARIO GOTT DRUNK AND SAIDS "BOY LUIJI I REALLY FUCKIN HAYTE THOS DIRTY FUCKNIN NIGGERS" THAAT WOULD BE FUNNY TO I THINK
What if Mario was super serious
it would be funnier if he shot him with a gun instead lol
DUDE what if Bowser was actually a troubled man who didn du nuffin and attended an AA style meeting with other villains and sat in chairs in a circle
>ironic hand-drawn flash animations with Mario being violent
Soulless.
>sprite-based flash animations of a bloody war between Mario and Bowser's army played straight
Soul.
what if mario jump to hit the block but it didn't break because bricks are hard and mario said "OW FUCK MY FUCKING HAND IS BROKEN"
Haha and what if Zangief were there even though he isn't a bad guy??
Robot Chicken did both
>dude what if Princess Peach STAGED being kidnapped by Bowser so the two could elope and get away from Mario because he's a fat manlet manchild who can barely speak and spends all day playing go-karts and forcing people to play elaborate "games" at autistic parties
DUDE, what if Mario was kino
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Why can't the internet be as soulful as the 2000s anymore.
>14:44
unironically more hype and better animated than most anime battles.
DUDE what if mario said nigger XD
What if goombas had names and personalities and you could befriend a cute female goomba who is going to university to study to be an archeologist, and help her solve a millennium old mystery of the local area?
what if you could do the sex with goomba (female)
we traded fun shit like this for videoessays by mentally unstable transexuals.
How the fuck do you have sex with a mushroom