Wtf? where is our nuclear throne thread???

Wtf? where is our nuclear throne thread???

dont worry guys i got it!

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Nuclear Throne is really good, but it's cryptic (nobody would find that shit on their own) secrets have always irritated me.

idk i think it adds some extra flair for fun.

sure you might never find them on your own but once you know about them it super fun to get them

Bill Cipher was an explicit reference to Illuminati conspiracy theories in a show about mysteries and paranormal shit. What's this guy's excuse?

>great game
>great characters/lore
>great gameplay
>owned by one of the most annoying, virtue-signaling pricks of all time
sucks

The character is a parody of mlg.

he is a fucking gun god bitch!

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Fish can sneed

>owned by one of the most annoying, virtue-signaling pricks of all time

context? i have also heard the company went bankrupt in 2020 or something

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yung venuz get moni

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i want to facefuck fish

is it a good game?
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yea

you DO have meltings b skin, right?

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Better than gungeon and post2015 isaac at the very least

He's on the back of the dollar bill.

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I cannot fucking obtain the golden nuke launcher. Both methods for getting it are torture and rng, fuck hard mode fuck you fuck you
And fuck skeleton too, fuck getting him to ultra its almost impossible to keep him alive for more than a minute

No because I am a scrub.

you WHAT

Yup
Haven't played in years. I might have to give it another go.

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He's the
Dead body lootin'
Mutant shootin'
Venus youthin'
Rootin' tootin'
Luger totin'
Ruger loadin'
Bullet throwin'
Way-too-long grenade holding
Triangular, might mangle your weapon to rap
Flash color-coded clips 'n' an RPG hat
Baby, baby blue ammo turns red when it claps
Shoot your face in the fat
Give your cadaver a slap
Where the level boss at?
I wanna clickclickcaclack-ch'pow-clickclickcaclack that
See 'em, shoot 'em, skin 'em, wear 'em, mount 'em on a wall
If it's completely armor plated Imma shoot it in the BALL...
...in' like a black hole or vulture flock
You're violently challenged
Your THANGS don't cock
Your things get shot
Your party stop
When I roll up teen wolfin' on an ambulance top
This ain't no game ain't never been no show
And I'll gladly gun down the oldest lady you know

>the guy from clouddead and deep puddle dynamics is in the ost
goated game