Ah, yes, finally a game for grown up, adult, post puberty men such as myself

Ah, yes, finally a game for grown up, adult, post puberty men such as myself.

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I truly would do every sexual thing I could think of to every inch of her body if you catch my drift

I don't, explain further.

was this game any girl user's sexual awakening?

PMS simulator

>Mario's legs aren't restrained
why doesn't he just jump on the enemy's head? he doesn't use his arms to fight in most cases anyway

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what does it feel like

>what does it feel like
it feels like about 10 minutes before the cops arrive

Never jumped high in your life, have you?

eaten any good crayons lately, king of the kindergarten level intellgience shitbaby?

when have you EVER seen mario jumping without one of his hands in the air
all of mario's upward momentum comes from the mighty thrust of his mitt to the sky

i bought this because im a massive peachfag and it was really boring. i don't know what i expected.

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salty bings and wahoos

>not receiving the game for Christmas as a joke from your older brothers when you were 15

I really enjoyed it personally. It's beyond easy but really charming.

I'd put my penis into her vagina if you know what I mean.

the second and third jumps in every 3D mario game

yeah i did really like all the cute peach. it's a shame that if they ever make another peach game it'll probably also be really easy.

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>this thread again

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I think the game is really good despite the easy difficulty. And the shit final Bowser form with the bob-ombs.

>when have you EVER seen mario jumping without one of his hands in the air

Super Mario World. He tucks in his arms for the spin jump.

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>it'll probably also be really easy
That's fine, not every game needs to be a ballbuster.
The problem would be making a "girl" game in 2022+.