>Hey user put that game away and show us your abs
>Yeah user come on do it!
>Yo do have abs right?
Hey user put that game away and show us your abs
>have abs because manual labor
>play Dota and still have a wife somehow
Life is funny.
Last time a girl asked me I told her I only show them in private. She left _________________________ ___________ _________________ ______________________ ____________
I have 1 it's huge
>show them my abs
>"eeeewww, abs are for fags"
You just can't win
yes my car has abs brakes
Why yes, I do have automatic bitch slapping.
Marry kill fuck
>can see the start of middle's landing strip
Do women prefer abs or strong, broad shoulders? Because I can't do the former but I do have the latter from being a pool autist.
You think there's an individual thought between those three?
That's a penis
they probably think so
They get teleported inside the last game you played and you have to beat it to free them. What happens?
>Abs
Fit bear mode makes all the thotties wet
If you have to ask the answer is "they prefer NOT you". Most people with a gf can't even describe why their partner got attracted
only little girls want abs, real hot big tiddy mommies want a dad body.
Wildlands so if I fail the get breast implants with coca
show me you're fat asses and i'll show you my abs
you're asses are fat right?
>Haha no I have a "dad bod," this belly is actually in fashion right now.
>What's that? No, I don't actually have any kids.
yeah all the male "thotties" maybe
women literally love that body type
I got something better than abs
>gigantic ass
>tiny pool in outside bbq area
>blue water tank
yup brazil moment
No, they're right.
Guys my pp is hard, what’s wrong with me?