Hey user put that game away and show us your abs

>Hey user put that game away and show us your abs
>Yeah user come on do it!
>Yo do have abs right?

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>have abs because manual labor
>play Dota and still have a wife somehow
Life is funny.

Last time a girl asked me I told her I only show them in private. She left _________________________ ___________ _________________ ______________________ ____________

I have 1 it's huge

>show them my abs
>"eeeewww, abs are for fags"

You just can't win

yes my car has abs brakes

Why yes, I do have automatic bitch slapping.

Marry kill fuck

>can see the start of middle's landing strip

Do women prefer abs or strong, broad shoulders? Because I can't do the former but I do have the latter from being a pool autist.

You think there's an individual thought between those three?

That's a penis

they probably think so

They get teleported inside the last game you played and you have to beat it to free them. What happens?

>Abs
Fit bear mode makes all the thotties wet

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If you have to ask the answer is "they prefer NOT you". Most people with a gf can't even describe why their partner got attracted

only little girls want abs, real hot big tiddy mommies want a dad body.

Wildlands so if I fail the get breast implants with coca

show me you're fat asses and i'll show you my abs

you're asses are fat right?

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>Haha no I have a "dad bod," this belly is actually in fashion right now.
>What's that? No, I don't actually have any kids.

yeah all the male "thotties" maybe

women literally love that body type

I got something better than abs

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>gigantic ass
>tiny pool in outside bbq area
>blue water tank
yup brazil moment

No, they're right.

Guys my pp is hard, what’s wrong with me?