>"that kid" at school who tells you about a video game that never existed
"that kid" at school who tells you about a video game that never existed
Jordan Hernandez
Jack Sanders
Shit, it happened to me, and I believed him word by word, even when he said there was a boss sso big it froze the GBC, and to win you should switch the cartridge, because that GBC game came in two cartridges, of course.
Charles Howard
i tought it was bullshit but after all those years he was just talking about darkrp gmod that his brother was playing
Caleb Diaz
Sounds like a future videogame developer.
Gabriel Robinson
some kid almost convinced me there was a game called Mario Fight were you had to realistically slaughter Mario enemies and that it had an adult rating for being so bloody and gory.
Isaiah Nelson
A friend once told me about a Mario game called "Mario Monte". I wish I could remember what it was about because I really want to play some goddamn Mario Monte.
Ethan Hughes
>that kid who told the autistic kid he can make an email at hotmale.com instead of hotmail.com
Matthew Miller
>tfw never found the Mew under the bus
Joshua Thompson
My entire class life-destroyingly bullied a kid for describing his real experience with his dads imported copy of Hey You Pikachu! because a game with voice recognition in n64 era sounded so much like a that kid story. I didn't actively participate but I feel bad they attached it to his name until he had to move schools.
Elijah Roberts
Greentext this shit now.
Owen Sanders
Never had it
Matthew Thompson
>that kid who told you his uncle worked for Nintendo
>that kid who actually believed his uncle worked for Nintendo because his uncle is a habitual liar and told him that he does and that he made Smash Bros. and a 7 year old child is not very good at detecting lies
that kid was me
Eli Brown
my sister used to swear she'd played spyro 8 and recounted that spyro fought bears who had guns that shot rocks
Hudson Foster
Andrew Bell
>he didn't know that that kid was really just talking about some obscure flash game
you can describe any game and there's guaranteed to be a shitty flash game of it
Joseph Davis
>favorite game is perfect dark as a kid
>talk about it a lot to my friends hoping to convince someone else to get a hold of it so we can play together
>no one else has even heard of it somehow
>one of them comes over and I show him
>"Oh its real, I thought you made it up"
What the fuck Devin
Alexander Jones
I remember this lying faggot telling me that in some Star Wars game, there was a cheat code allowing you to kill people by shoving your lightsaber up their asses. The lightsaber would come out of it all brown.
Luis Rivera
>had a That Kid in 3rd grade that tagged along with me and a buddy every recess
>would always insist that he's totally been playing the same games as us he just forgot the details
>start having conversations with buddy about an entirely made up game with the most ludicrous bullshit like a 1:1 map of Earth, lifelike graphics, gameplay that lets you do literally anything etc.
>every day That Kid would join in and tell us about how much fun he's having with this game
>after a week reveal to him that the game never existed and it was all bullshit
>he's so deep into the lie that he tries to convince us that the game is actually real
>gets angry when we tell him to just admit that he's a liar
>never tags along again
Isaac Barnes
You sound either developmentally stunted or still underage that you still think it's funny and not just sad.
Samuel Kelly
Flash didn't exist back then, zoomer
Jack Kelly
I hope you've called him an asshole since then.
Cameron Morgan
>flash
>zoomer
you're just throwing out buzzwords hoping to fit in at this point
Michael Watson
>that fat kid who tells you master chief takes off his helmet on legendary
Camden Price
I swear bro, my cousin has a demo of the next Zelda game on hisPS2. It's so sick you wouldn't believe.