What's the orangutang and the chicken in elden ring?

What's the orangutang and the chicken in elden ring?

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Leonine Misbegotten and blade hawks I guess

>orangutang
Why do so many people pronounce it this way? Is it because off pic related?

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the orangutan fight seems more fun
you don't have many occasions to swing a sword nowadays

orangutans are fucking scary so i might have to deal with the chicken desu

Same reason people say "colonel" as "Kernel"

You aren't the one with a sword, user.

It also rhymes a little

Who has the sword, me or the orangutan?

If I get to kill and eat the chicken, that's an easy pick.

Depends, does it mean I'm going to be fighting an orangutan with a sword or am I going to use a sword to fight an orangutan?

Wait, do I have a sword or does the orangutan have a sword?

Chicken is far less likely to kill you.

This. Free fucking meal whenever I want.

I got played
Guess i'll just carry a sword at all times and have a cool swordfight with the monkey then

You both have a sword.

>free chicken everytime you get in your car
I'm not a nigger but even i know that's a fucking sweet deal

I’ll take the chicken fight, getting free chicken whenever I want seems tasty

kek, i remember that commercial

I don’t think an Orangutan really needs a sword to fuck up a human. The question is can you be prepared for when the Orangutan fight starts so you can prepare a gun to shoot it? If it can happen randomly, then just get ready to kick a bird every time you step in a car. At worst you would have some awkward taxi rides.

He confused it with Sekiro

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>get in car
>run the chicken over

why does elon musk show up in every fucking corner of the internet? You cannot escape that fraudulent sperg.

Orangutan is a fucking retarded word anyway, who cares.

simple times, user

The orangutan then. You could just sneak behind it and chop its neck while it plays with the sword. A chimpanzee would be much more aggressive.

Cemetery Shade is wrecking me at lvl17, should I be here at this stage?

I feel like killing an Orangutan every year would fuck me up a lot more than just tossing a chicken out of my car whenever I need to go somewhere.

Man might be deeply insecure or it's just a weird charm offensive to get internet nerds on his side for whatever the fuck he's trying to do now. Or it could be both.

KURNL!

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Maybe not, but they don't have much health. The main thing with them is preventing them from attacking, and to do that you have to almost be as aggressive as they are